Rent A Boyfriend!
Chapter 95 - WHAT A WEIRD GUY...
[Yang Menghuo POV]
"Ah! The main lead is here!"
Yang Menghuo frowned when he heard this kid suddenly calling him the \'main lead.\'
He walked towards Li Dengjun and asked him, "So, who is this guy?"
"This guy is Bai Yunyu, Young Master. Apparently, he is a nineteen years old man aspiring to be an actor, but all gigs he got are just to be one or two episodes character that will die in the end."
"Hey! That\'s what we call a determined actor! I determined to be the one-of-a-kind actor who died in every series I was starring in! You know, drama, dramaaaa!"
Yang Menghuo winced when this man named Bai Yunyu kept on rambling as if he had a lot of energy to spend. It reminded him of Ying Jie\'s energy… just a lot more chaotic.
Bai Yunyu then shifted his gaze at Yang Menghuo, and he marveled at his looks, "Ah, Mr. Yang Menghuo is really handsome. Although not as handsome as my boyfriend, hehe~.."
Yang Menghuo was a bit intimidated by this guy, especially with his lecherous eyes. This young man, six years younger than him, actually had the audacity to stare at Yang Menghuo from top to bottom and then stopped his gaze at the private area.
"Ah, Ying Jie will be lucky with that ding dong."
Yang Menghuo never saw someone so blatant and shameless. He automatically turned his body to avoid that lecherous gaze. "L—Li Dengjun, what is this guy, seriously, so weird!"
"A—Ah, Young Master, I don\'t know myself. This guy was so excited when I took him from his apartment. He even told me that I should come from the window and kidnap him instead, so it would be more exciting."
…
"What the heck?!" Yang Menghuo couldn\'t believe what he just heard. Usually, people he kidnapped would try to fight or struggle when they got taken away, so this one was new.
"Aiya, Deng-Ge, don\'t say it to him. You will scare him!" Yunyu said. He did few short jumps with the chair to get closer to Li Dengjun and brushed Li Dengjun\'s thigh with his shoulder.
"Don\'t be shy, ah, Deng-Ge. I still haven\'t found my boyfriend in this world. Why don\'t we have fun a bit? Though… I don\'t think you can live to see the next sun if my boyfriend knew our affair," Yunyu said shamelessly.
Li Dengjun was scared by this guy\'s shamelessness and lecherousness. He said that he got a lover already, but he still tried to hook up with other men.
Li Dengjun kicked the chair and yelled, "How dare you calling me your Gege? I\'m not your Gege!"
"Ouch, Ge… you don\'t need to play hard to get with me. You know that I\'m willing to go with you for a while. I got tired waiting for my boyfriend," Yunyu pouted.
…
Too weird!
…
"O—Okay, Li Dengjun, go rough him up a bit, just to make sure that he will not mess around with my girl," Yang Menghuo said.
"Ohhh? Is this because Yang-Ge is jealous because Ying Jie accepted me as her date? Aiya, what a possessive Meng Bao!"
Yang Menghuo glared at Bai Yunyu, "How did you know that name?!"
Bai Yunyu paused for a second, and then he laughed dry. He tried to shift the topic and said, "Ah, I just think it\'s a cute name. You\'re Yang Menghuo, right? I saw you in a magazine once! I think, Menghuo turns into Meng Bao. That sounds so cute!"
"And Ying Jie should\'ve called you that. I just have a great intuition!"
…
Somehow, both Yang Menghuo and Li Dengjun couldn\'t believe this kid and his acting, but they tried to move on because it seemed impossible to threaten this young man verbally.
"Alright, I will set up your punishment for daring to chat with Young Master Yang\'s girl. Don\'t worry. The worst thing that could happen to you is a slow and painful death. The best thing is instant death."
Li Dengjun\'s smile was creepy enough to scare normal people. But for Bai Yunyu, instead of scared, he just said, "Kyaah~ Is this some kind of little darkroom play? Will you blindfold me? Aish, I should\'ve prepared myself before this!"
"Please do it hard, okay?"
…
…
"S—Sir, I don\'t think I can—"
"Okay, understandable," Yang Menghuo felt stupid himself for catering to this weird man. He had a handsome, fresh, and innocent face for a young man of nineteen years old. But really, everything that came out of his mouth was so shameless that Li Dengjun and Yang Menghuo got intimidated instead.
There was no threat, in the end, just Li Dengjun, Yang Menghuo, and Bai Yunyu staring at each other awkwardly.
"A—Anyway, you should stay away from my future wife! If you dare to get close or keep in contact with my Jie, and you will face a heavy consequence!" Yang Menghuo said awkwardly. He didn\'t understand either, but he had lost his overbearingness in front of this guy.
Bai Yunyu shrugged and replied with a chuckle, "Mr. Yang Menghuo, didn\'t I make it obvious already? I have a boyfriend that\'s still hanging around somewhere, I don\'t know. I am also interested in Deng-Ge if he wants to have a good time with me, of course, hehe~."
"AS IF!" Li Dengjun yelled.
"Oh well, anyway, isn\'t it obvious that I have no interest in Ying Jie? I am a cut sleeve, a homo-homo, a bent sword, um… rainbow?"
"I\'m gay," Yunyu said lightly.
Yang Menghuo and Li Dengjun finally realized that, and their jaw dropped after.
"Then, why are you in that app, and why did you have to accept my girlfriend\'s order?" Yang Menghuo asked suspiciously.
"Um… no reason, I\'m just bored," Yunyu replied lightly.
Li Dengjun and Yang Menghuo facepalmed after they realized this kid was just wired differently.
"Besides, I won\'t go on a date with Ying Jie. I\'m just going to have a BL convention trip with her sister, Shi Qiang! Oh, I pity her a lot. She is such a beautiful young lady but got trapped in two novels as a side character!" Yunyu rambled again.
\'Wait, Shi Qiang?\' Yang Menghuo started thinking about whether he heard that name before.
\'I think… one of my business partners called his secretary Shi Qiang… but which one? I forgot…\' Yang Menghuo pondered.
He shook his head after a while and then turned his back, "Then, I will not have any deal with you. You can leave now for all I care. Remember, if you dare to say anything to my Jie about this, then I will make sure that you will be eaten alive by wild mutts."
"Oo~ Scary~" Yunyu giggled. "Yang-Ge, I know that you\'re the type of person who rarely falls in love… if ever. So when you finally fall in love, you will be head over heels."
"But you shouldn\'t go overboard, just trust your instinct and believe what your heart is saying. Especially later, when you are facing a big dilemma between two women."
"I won\'t spoil, though. That wouldn\'t be fun for the readers who read this book~" Yunyu giggled again.
Yang Menghuo was both intrigued and creeped out by this young man. He said it as if he read about Yang Menghuo and Shi Ying like an open book already.
"Don\'t talk nonsense. It will not scare me," Yang Menghuo said.
"Ah, I\'m not trying to scare you. I was just having fun here because Pupa keeps telling me this is one of its favorite author\'s books that Pupa wants to promote," Yunyu said.
The more Yunyu spoke, the more creeped out Yang Menghuo, and Li Dengjun got. There was no nervousness nor fear in Yunyu\'s eyes. As if he thought that everything was just a game for him.
And what\'s with this Pupa? He didn\'t make sense at all!
"W—Whatever you say, I will leave now," Yang Menghuo said. He glanced at Li Dengjun and ordered him, "Come with me, we need to talk about that person, Deng Jun."
"He has the same name as you, so I have suspected something.
Li Dengjun resumed his cold face after being out of character as an assassin because of this weird guy Bai Yunyu.
"Yes, Young Master, your suspicion is most likely true," Li Dengjun replied.
"Then, let\'s talk about this outside."
"How about this guy, Young Master," Li Dengjun pointed at Bai Yunyu, who smiled with his teeth showing at them from the seat, still tied up.
…
"Just leave him. He can ask his boyfriend to find him."
"H—Hey, isn\'t that a bit cruel? I mean, I love little darkroom play, but with a handsome man here with me! H—Hey, don\'t leave me ah!"
Yang Menghuo and Li Dengjun left the room but kept the door open, so that weird guy can leave whenever he wanted to… somehow.
"Heyyy! Hello! Don\'t leave me! Wuwu, I will ask Pupa to zap your ass!"
"No, I will tell Han Ye that you two are scoundrels! He will surely get mad and punish you two! Wuwuwu, hellppp!"
"Ah! The main lead is here!"
Yang Menghuo frowned when he heard this kid suddenly calling him the \'main lead.\'
He walked towards Li Dengjun and asked him, "So, who is this guy?"
"This guy is Bai Yunyu, Young Master. Apparently, he is a nineteen years old man aspiring to be an actor, but all gigs he got are just to be one or two episodes character that will die in the end."
"Hey! That\'s what we call a determined actor! I determined to be the one-of-a-kind actor who died in every series I was starring in! You know, drama, dramaaaa!"
Yang Menghuo winced when this man named Bai Yunyu kept on rambling as if he had a lot of energy to spend. It reminded him of Ying Jie\'s energy… just a lot more chaotic.
Bai Yunyu then shifted his gaze at Yang Menghuo, and he marveled at his looks, "Ah, Mr. Yang Menghuo is really handsome. Although not as handsome as my boyfriend, hehe~.."
Yang Menghuo was a bit intimidated by this guy, especially with his lecherous eyes. This young man, six years younger than him, actually had the audacity to stare at Yang Menghuo from top to bottom and then stopped his gaze at the private area.
"Ah, Ying Jie will be lucky with that ding dong."
Yang Menghuo never saw someone so blatant and shameless. He automatically turned his body to avoid that lecherous gaze. "L—Li Dengjun, what is this guy, seriously, so weird!"
"A—Ah, Young Master, I don\'t know myself. This guy was so excited when I took him from his apartment. He even told me that I should come from the window and kidnap him instead, so it would be more exciting."
…
"What the heck?!" Yang Menghuo couldn\'t believe what he just heard. Usually, people he kidnapped would try to fight or struggle when they got taken away, so this one was new.
"Aiya, Deng-Ge, don\'t say it to him. You will scare him!" Yunyu said. He did few short jumps with the chair to get closer to Li Dengjun and brushed Li Dengjun\'s thigh with his shoulder.
"Don\'t be shy, ah, Deng-Ge. I still haven\'t found my boyfriend in this world. Why don\'t we have fun a bit? Though… I don\'t think you can live to see the next sun if my boyfriend knew our affair," Yunyu said shamelessly.
Li Dengjun was scared by this guy\'s shamelessness and lecherousness. He said that he got a lover already, but he still tried to hook up with other men.
Li Dengjun kicked the chair and yelled, "How dare you calling me your Gege? I\'m not your Gege!"
"Ouch, Ge… you don\'t need to play hard to get with me. You know that I\'m willing to go with you for a while. I got tired waiting for my boyfriend," Yunyu pouted.
…
Too weird!
…
"O—Okay, Li Dengjun, go rough him up a bit, just to make sure that he will not mess around with my girl," Yang Menghuo said.
"Ohhh? Is this because Yang-Ge is jealous because Ying Jie accepted me as her date? Aiya, what a possessive Meng Bao!"
Yang Menghuo glared at Bai Yunyu, "How did you know that name?!"
Bai Yunyu paused for a second, and then he laughed dry. He tried to shift the topic and said, "Ah, I just think it\'s a cute name. You\'re Yang Menghuo, right? I saw you in a magazine once! I think, Menghuo turns into Meng Bao. That sounds so cute!"
"And Ying Jie should\'ve called you that. I just have a great intuition!"
…
Somehow, both Yang Menghuo and Li Dengjun couldn\'t believe this kid and his acting, but they tried to move on because it seemed impossible to threaten this young man verbally.
"Alright, I will set up your punishment for daring to chat with Young Master Yang\'s girl. Don\'t worry. The worst thing that could happen to you is a slow and painful death. The best thing is instant death."
Li Dengjun\'s smile was creepy enough to scare normal people. But for Bai Yunyu, instead of scared, he just said, "Kyaah~ Is this some kind of little darkroom play? Will you blindfold me? Aish, I should\'ve prepared myself before this!"
"Please do it hard, okay?"
…
…
"S—Sir, I don\'t think I can—"
"Okay, understandable," Yang Menghuo felt stupid himself for catering to this weird man. He had a handsome, fresh, and innocent face for a young man of nineteen years old. But really, everything that came out of his mouth was so shameless that Li Dengjun and Yang Menghuo got intimidated instead.
There was no threat, in the end, just Li Dengjun, Yang Menghuo, and Bai Yunyu staring at each other awkwardly.
"A—Anyway, you should stay away from my future wife! If you dare to get close or keep in contact with my Jie, and you will face a heavy consequence!" Yang Menghuo said awkwardly. He didn\'t understand either, but he had lost his overbearingness in front of this guy.
Bai Yunyu shrugged and replied with a chuckle, "Mr. Yang Menghuo, didn\'t I make it obvious already? I have a boyfriend that\'s still hanging around somewhere, I don\'t know. I am also interested in Deng-Ge if he wants to have a good time with me, of course, hehe~."
"AS IF!" Li Dengjun yelled.
"Oh well, anyway, isn\'t it obvious that I have no interest in Ying Jie? I am a cut sleeve, a homo-homo, a bent sword, um… rainbow?"
"I\'m gay," Yunyu said lightly.
Yang Menghuo and Li Dengjun finally realized that, and their jaw dropped after.
"Then, why are you in that app, and why did you have to accept my girlfriend\'s order?" Yang Menghuo asked suspiciously.
"Um… no reason, I\'m just bored," Yunyu replied lightly.
Li Dengjun and Yang Menghuo facepalmed after they realized this kid was just wired differently.
"Besides, I won\'t go on a date with Ying Jie. I\'m just going to have a BL convention trip with her sister, Shi Qiang! Oh, I pity her a lot. She is such a beautiful young lady but got trapped in two novels as a side character!" Yunyu rambled again.
\'Wait, Shi Qiang?\' Yang Menghuo started thinking about whether he heard that name before.
\'I think… one of my business partners called his secretary Shi Qiang… but which one? I forgot…\' Yang Menghuo pondered.
He shook his head after a while and then turned his back, "Then, I will not have any deal with you. You can leave now for all I care. Remember, if you dare to say anything to my Jie about this, then I will make sure that you will be eaten alive by wild mutts."
"Oo~ Scary~" Yunyu giggled. "Yang-Ge, I know that you\'re the type of person who rarely falls in love… if ever. So when you finally fall in love, you will be head over heels."
"But you shouldn\'t go overboard, just trust your instinct and believe what your heart is saying. Especially later, when you are facing a big dilemma between two women."
"I won\'t spoil, though. That wouldn\'t be fun for the readers who read this book~" Yunyu giggled again.
Yang Menghuo was both intrigued and creeped out by this young man. He said it as if he read about Yang Menghuo and Shi Ying like an open book already.
"Don\'t talk nonsense. It will not scare me," Yang Menghuo said.
"Ah, I\'m not trying to scare you. I was just having fun here because Pupa keeps telling me this is one of its favorite author\'s books that Pupa wants to promote," Yunyu said.
The more Yunyu spoke, the more creeped out Yang Menghuo, and Li Dengjun got. There was no nervousness nor fear in Yunyu\'s eyes. As if he thought that everything was just a game for him.
And what\'s with this Pupa? He didn\'t make sense at all!
"W—Whatever you say, I will leave now," Yang Menghuo said. He glanced at Li Dengjun and ordered him, "Come with me, we need to talk about that person, Deng Jun."
"He has the same name as you, so I have suspected something.
Li Dengjun resumed his cold face after being out of character as an assassin because of this weird guy Bai Yunyu.
"Yes, Young Master, your suspicion is most likely true," Li Dengjun replied.
"Then, let\'s talk about this outside."
"How about this guy, Young Master," Li Dengjun pointed at Bai Yunyu, who smiled with his teeth showing at them from the seat, still tied up.
…
"Just leave him. He can ask his boyfriend to find him."
"H—Hey, isn\'t that a bit cruel? I mean, I love little darkroom play, but with a handsome man here with me! H—Hey, don\'t leave me ah!"
Yang Menghuo and Li Dengjun left the room but kept the door open, so that weird guy can leave whenever he wanted to… somehow.
"Heyyy! Hello! Don\'t leave me! Wuwu, I will ask Pupa to zap your ass!"
"No, I will tell Han Ye that you two are scoundrels! He will surely get mad and punish you two! Wuwuwu, hellppp!"