[Funny semi NSFW chapter]

[Yang Menghuo POV]

\'That\'s the reward for you, you little rascal. Don\'t throw a tantrum again, okay?\'

Ying Jie whispered to Menghuo sweetly, and his brain stopped working for a moment. As if his brain got short-circuited, unable to process what just happened.

He gazed at Ying Jie with his dazed eyes, confused that something so incredible and surprising actually happened to him. If there was a visualization of what happened in his brain right now, it was definitely of his brain in panic button.

With many of his small Meng Baos running around frightfully in his brain, trying to put off the fire that was surrounding them.

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\'Sir! There is no way of saving this! Our office has been surrounded by fire!\' one little Meng Bao in his brain reported.

The senior Meng Bao looked at the fire and explosion that constantly erupted inside Yang Menghuo\'s brain office and shook his head helplessly, \'There is no helping in this. We are all doomed. This man is going to be whipped for his Ying Jie for a loooong time, maybe forever.\'

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Menghuo was dazed for a good while staring at his Ying Jie until the latter patted his cheek, "Hey, Meng Bao, are you alright?"

Yang Menghuo shook his head to regain his consciousness. His eyes met with Ying Jie\'s eyes, like a spark that shot his heart, his heartbeat accelerated right on the spot, and his cheek turned beet red again.

\'Should I… push her down?\' that was Menghuo\'s first thought. Seeing Ying Jie sitting beside her on this sofa, with her sweet smile, as if inviting him in.

And he wouldn\'t lie that his eyes looked down. Seeing Ying Jie\'s voluptuous body made his throat dry for some reason. He swallowed his saliva, hardly and Ying Jie asked him again, "Meng Bao, are you alright? I\'m getting worried that you\'ve become stupid."

Ying Jie leaned it and wanted to check on Menghuo\'s forehead, so Menghuo could see how Ying Jie\'s full boobs were leaning towards him.

\'Oh no, Yang Menghuo, control yourself!\' Menghuo chanted in his head, afraid that he would lose to his desire. Ying Jie checked on Menghuo\'s forehead and was worried,

"Meng Bao, your face is really hot now. Are you really okay?"

Yang Menghuo closed his eyes, and he immediately got up from the sofa. He turned his back, so Ying Jie wouldn\'t see his bulging pants.

"Y—Ying Jie, your kiss makes me feel weird," Menghuo said truthfully.

"Weird? Do you not like it?" Ying Jie asked.

"I… I like it very much. But you shouldn\'t do that. I keep thinking of something strange, you know…"

"Strange? Huh…" Ying Jie got up from the sofa and approached Menghuo. She was actually worried because she didn\'t expect Menghuo to be so shocked after he got kissed.

\'Was my kiss that disgusting? But he\'s the one who asked me…\' Ying Jie thought. She approached Menghuo and checked on his face again. "Meng Bao, are you really alright—"

The moment she checked on Menghuo, she saw that Menghuo was looking down. Thus, Shi Ying also followed Menghuo\'s line of sight, and she saw the big bulge on Menghuo\'s pants. It was actually so big that it made Shi Ying almost jumped in fright.

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"YOU GOT HARD AFTER I KISSED YOU?!" Ying Jie yelled in reflex.

Yang Menghuo\'s cheek was flushed red, and he rushed to the bathroom, "THAT\'S BECAUSE YOU KEEP SEDUCING ME!"

"I\'M NOT EVEN SEDUCING—MENG BAO, YOU BIG VIRGIN RASCAL!"

Yang Menghuo looked at his big tent in the bathroom and slapped it, "Goddamn you, why did you get hard? So inappropriate!"

Yang Menghuo took a deep breath and calmed himself in the bathroom. He looked at the vanity and saw how red his face was. Thus, he washed his face and reminded himself, "Yang Menghuo, this is not the time. Remember, keep it pure until you got married. That\'s your own promise."

Yang Menghuo had a promise to himself that he would keep his virginity only for Batman-Jie because he knew Batman-Jie would also do the same. But right now, he was so tempted by Ying Jie that he almost lost control.

Ying Jie was the first to awaken this desire in him because she was the only one other than Batman-Jie, whom he didn\'t treat coldly. In fact, Menghuo probably only treated Ying Jie and Batman-Jie like this. Even to his parents, he was lukewarm at best.

So it wasn\'t a surprise that Menghuo got incited when he accidentally stared at Ying Jie\'s figure.

"What ugly? What average? Ying Jie lied to me! She\'s damn beautiful and sexy!" Yang Menghuo cursed himself for being so weak to temptation, but Ying Jie\'s temptation was so strong, it wasn\'t like whatever he faced before.

He could face tons of supermodels in his mother\'s circle with a straight and cold face, but with Ying Jie…

"Aish, she\'s not average at all! This is slander to herself!"

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Shi Ying knocked on the bathroom door and asked, "Meng Bao, are you alright? Don\'t masturbate in my bathroom! It\'s a women bathroom, you creepy man!"

"I\'M NOT!" Menghuo yelled. How could Ying Jie say something like that so easily? It made Menghuo even more restless.

"Well, I\'m just making sure. I don\'t want any suspicious white stuff somewhere in my bathroom!" Shi Ying yelled again, which made Menghuo even more embarrassed than before. He wished he could just disappear out of thin air or teleport back to his penthouse to do the deed by himself.

It took a while until Yang Menghuo finally opened the bathroom door. He saw Ying Jie was holding a box of tissue as if she was really expecting something, "Did you really do it?"

Yang Menghuo was shocked by Ying Jie\'s shamelessness. He often met with plenty of aggressive supermodels, which he despised the most. But Ying Jie wasn\'t exactly aggressive. She was just… so mature and naturally shameless that Menghuo didn\'t know how to react.

Yang Menghuo snatched the box of tissue from Ying Jie\'s hand and put it on the table again, "Ying Jie, I didn\'t do anything! I was just calming myself down!"

Shi Ying dodged Menghuo\'s gaze and replied, "Well, I was just surprised that you got incited so easily."

"Don\'t blame me for that! That\'s because you\'re so sexy!" Yang Menghuo said out loud. "What average woman? You\'re damn beautiful!"

"WHA—" Shi Ying, who was straight-faced the whole time, finally blushed. She took few steps back and pointed her finger at Menghuo, "I—Is this your way to get in bed with me? I—It\'s not going to work!"

"Who said I will go to bed with you now? We will do it after we got married!" Menghuo yelled back whilst advancing a few more step to keep up with Shi Ying\'s retreat.

"Fine! Don\'t be too rough on our first night, you big rascal!" Shi Ying retreated a few more steps.

"We will do it slowly first, of course!" Menghuo advanced few more steps. "But I don\'t know what comes after!"

"Keep your promise, okay?!"

"Yes, I will!"

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"Why are we yelling?!" Shi Ying asked, but she still yelled.

"I don\'t know! Let\'s just stop yelling!"

Shi Ying and Yang Menghuo gazed at each other awkwardly and turned their heads away. They didn\'t really understand why did they talk about such weird stuff. And the atmosphere around them was also odd and awkward,

But it was surprisingly warm.

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"I… I think I will leave now. Thank you for the meal, Jie…" Yang Menghuo said as he rushed to the door.

"Y—Yeah, you need to leave now before it\'s late," Shi Ying said awkwardly as she watched Yang Menghuo leaving.

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Yang Menghuo left Shi Ying\'s apartment, and he ran towards the elevator. He hurriedly used his key to enter the exclusive elevator and went up to his penthouse on the top floor.

He entered his penthouse and then rushed to his bed.

Yang Menghuo jumped to his bed and rolled around while screaming, "AAAAAAHHH MENGHUO, YOU DAMN IDIOT!"

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Meanwhile, Shi Ying was sitting on her couch, and she was contemplating why she acted so stupid just now? Especially with her perverted mind.

"Shi Ying, you damn perverted idiot. Did you actually wish that Meng Bao pushed you to the sofa and ravage you instead? Where is your perseverance to stay virgin until you got married!?"

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"But at least I know that Meng Bao is definitely a virgin, just like me…"

She knew that it would be seen as shameful to stay a virgin after so long in today\'s society, especially to younger people. But for her, knowing that Meng Bao was also a virgin gave her a sense of relief.

"Although it\'s quite strange that he can keep his virginity for so long, At least, we will stay virgin until we got married and consummate our first night…" Shi Ying said subconsciously, still imagining weird stuff. Then she snapped out of her imagination and hit her head.

"What the heck Shi Ying! Marriage? You want to be married to that guy and every crazy thing about him?! No way!"

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"But he called me beautiful... ihi... hihihi~" Shi Ying giggled happily as she spent the rest of the night thinking how cute Meng Bao was.