Rent A Boyfriend!

Chapter 136 - DON'T RUN, MENGMENG!



I kept chasing Meng Bao around the farm, while Meng Bao was absolutely terrified as if he was running for his life.

"DON\'T RUN! I WILL NOT HURT YOU. I\'LL JUST TICKLE YOU WITH A KNIFE!"

"AAAHH, I\'M SORRY, JIEEE!" Meng Bao jumped on a tree and started climbing as fast as possible. I was actually quite impressed that he could climb fast, knowing that he was such a tender young girl that couldn\'t even climb trees.

Meng Bao looked in my direction, and he jolted before sitting on a branchy, scared shitless with my anger.

"J—Jie, please forgive me. I was so small back then, okay? Isn\'t it normal for a kid to be a bit adventurous? I just want to see why your chest was bigger than mine! I have nothing more than that. I\'m innocent!"

"Innocent?!" I yelled at Meng Bao, who was trying to hide his perverseness even as Mengmeng had before. "Let me smack your head first, then we can talk!"

I began to climb the tree, and Meng Bao was absolutely petrified when I did so.. Once I reached the branch, Meng Bao suddenly jumped and landed on the ground safely.

He ran into the barn. I huffed and then jumped to chase after him. I picked my sandal on the ground, but I held it instead. I need my weapon at this point.

I entered the empty barn. I knew that Meng Bao was hiding somewhere, "Mengmeng? Meng Bao~ Come out~."

I looked around, trying to find any single movement or sound around me. I kicked some crates and checked every corner, glad that my dad was currently herding all the cattle. I checked on every corner.

Suddenly, I heard a rustle near the entrance. I darted my eyes and saw that Meng Bao was trying to sneak away.

"FOUND YOU, PERVERT!!"

Meng Bao tried to run away again. Thus, I used my skill, "Lock On: Sandal Missile!"

I locked onto the target and then threw my sandal.

The sandal traveled quickly and then hit Meng Bao\'s head, "Ouch!"

Meng Bao wailed in pain after getting hit, and I rushed with another sandal in my left hand. I grabbed Meng Bao\'s back collar and slapped his butt with the sandal a few times.

"Bad kid! Bad kid! How could you peek at your Jiejie like that!? You were only ten back then!"

"Uuuu… wuwuwu! I\'m sorry, Jiejie, I admit, I admit! I like seeing your boobs when I was ten years old! Please don\'t hit my butt anymore! Wuwuwuwu!"

I finally stopped after I was satisfied. Honestly, I was still angry at Meng Bao because he used my trust back then. Who would\'ve thought that my cute Mengmeng actually had such a perverted thought since he was a kid? I really thought that Mengmeng was a beautiful, naive girl.

Not a sly, slag man who faked his own gender just to peek at my boobs when we were just kids!

Meng Bao was lying on his stomach defeatedly after I spanked his butt.

He looked at me and asked, "Jiejie, if I got paralyzed after you spanked me, you should take care of me for a lifetime, okay? You should agree to marry me to compensate for this…

"Seriously, I didn\'t even spank you hard!"

"But my butt still hurts…." Meng Bao complained.

I rolled my eyes, knowing Mengmeng or Meng Bao, he would throw another pity tantrum, forcing me to pity him and carried him. He always did this as Mengmeng back then as well.

"Jie…"

"Ugh, fine!" I grabbed his hands, and then bridal carry him in my arms. Meng Bao rested his head on my chest, and I could feel that he was trying to nest deeper and buried his face on my boobs.

"I KNOW WHAT YOU\'RE TRYING TO DO, MENG BAO!"

"S—Sorry, Jie…"

I went inside my house and met my mom, who was watching television.

She saw me carrying Meng Bao in my arms, we stared at each other awkwardly for a while, and she commented, "I don\'t know what you two are doing. You two are doing more drama than my soap opera!"

"Oh well, just bring Mengmeng to your room ah! Don\'t forget that he is your kidnapped groom, be gentle to him!"

"L—Listen to that, Jie? Be gentle with me, okay?" Meng Bao said, trying to persuade me.

"Hey, I am the woman! What do you mean I should be gentle?!"

"Aish," My mom suddenly interrupted. "Back then, I kidnapped your dad, I was too rough to him, and he cried because I took his virginity roughly."



Something was definitely wrong with this family, I swear.

"Mom, there\'ll be nothing happening between us. I\'m just taking care of him!"

"Yeah, that\'s what she said," my mom chuckled. "Our family, especially the female descendants, are the family of female warriors. We are born to fight. That\'s why someone like Mengmeng can yield in front of you."

"At least, you\'re continuing our groom kidnapping tradition ah. Now it\'s time for Shi Qiang to kidnap her boyfriend as well," Mom said.



Okay, I think this family was seriously crazy. But I guess I was the only one who finds it weird since Meng Bao looked completely fine to be kidnapped by me.

No, in fact, I think Meng Bao would be that kind of man who came to me with his hands cuffed, feet bound, and then said, \'Please kidnap me, Ying Jie. I will be your kidnapped groom.\'



Okay, that imagination was quite wild, I had to admit.

I walked with Meng Bao in my arms to my room. I threw him on the bed roughly. And he just stared at me, expecting something.

His cheeks blushed, and he shyly said, "J—Jie, I think I need to take a bath first…."

"Meng Bao, what the hell is in your head?" I rolled my eyes. "All I want you to do is to confirm your identity as Mengmeng."

Meng Bao looked disappointed. But he nodded and asked, "What more do you need, Jie? I thought I\'ve passed that test…."

"Hold on."

I walked to my bed and then slid the box from under my bed. I took out a ring and bracelet, also my Batman mask and small cape as part of my Batman Jie identity.

Meng Bao was stunned for a moment, then he commented, "I didn\'t expect that you still have it, Jie…."

"You know all this stuff?"

"Of course!" Meng Bao nodded. "That ring is the diamond promise ring, and that bracelet is a pearl bracelet that I got for you. I promised to give you everything I have as long as you marry me, Jiejie…."

Meng Bao pointed at my cape and mask, "I still remember those mask and cape. I always love how heroic you were when you wore it, Jie. I still remember that time when you beat up all the bullies and protected me. It\'s forever in my head."

Meng Bao smiled at me and continued, "That promise… I always have it in my heart. Ying Jie, I will give you everything I have, everything you want, as long as you want to marry me."

"In fact, to prove that I still remember that promise ring, I will show you the proposal ring.

Meng Bao went outside and called his men to deliver his ring. I saw from the window that he was glaring at his men. Meng Bao was really intimidating when he was with someone else. Though, I still doubted that he would kill anyone that wasn\'t his enemy.

Meng Bao returned to my room and then kneeled in front of me. His shirt was completely torn and stained with mud, so did mine. But it didn\'t decrease the romantic atmosphere around us at all.

He looked up, staring at me with his beautiful eyes, and then opened the red box.

I gasped when I saw the ring, "Meng Bao, this is…."

He showed me the proposal ring made out of a diamond. But the most important thing was, the diamond was shaped the same as the small ring that Meng Bao gave fifteen years ago, signifying that his love for Batman Jie never vanished or decreased. It just got bigger as he grew older.

Yang Menghuo smiled and looked proud when he noticed my expression. He cleared his throat and began his explanation, "Ying Jie, I\'m sorry that my previous proposal has failed because of that witch Daiyu. But I will make sure that you will get a proper proposal. I don\'t want to propose here because it\'s not grandeur. It\'s not romantic at all… I will set up a new place—"

"Why do you think about something like that?" I interrupted.

"Huh? But don\'t you want a romantic place for a proposal?"

I laughed when I heard his question. I just remembered that Meng Bao was a hopeless romantic. So he always wanted to do stuff like this.

"Aish, Baobao, even if you propose here, I wouldn\'t mind at all. Because what I want is you, to have you again, Yang Menghuo."