So handsome!

Handsome bubble!

This is what all the students in class 9 think.

Before that, no one thought that the knowledge of ancient literature which was boring to them should have such a natural and spectacular presentation.

Is this what they abandoned as dross?

Is this the antique they neither want to mention nor see?

"If you can do it yourself, how many girls do you have to pick up?" Many boys think secretly.

When they think of a beautiful and lecherous future, their eyes toward Fang Yan are full of deep love.

"What a good teacher." They thought to themselves. "The school really takes care of them."

Huang Haoran's eyes were also red. He took off his glasses again, wiped the corners of his eyes with a spectacle cloth, put on his glasses, left his seat and walked to the middle of the aisle. He bowed to Fang Yan and said, "teacher Fang, I lost. Lose and be convinced. "

Fang Yan looked at him with a smile and said, "is it too early to admit defeat now?"

To be honest, if Huang Haoran had other problems, or recited another ancient text, Fang Yan was not sure that he would be able to recite it.

However, what he asked for was Tao Te Ching.

Fang Yan comes from a Taiji family. His father, an old scholar, is not good at martial arts. However, he places his hopes on his precious son. Fang Yan also made great efforts, but ------ he met Ye gentleness, the strange boy of Ye family who has been in trouble for a hundred years.

Therefore, he can only defeat in a hundred battles, but also defeat in a hundred battles.

She broke his front teeth and his hair. He lay on the ground crying for his father and his mother. Fang Yan couldn't imagine how she would ravage herself this year, so she just left books and left home.

His father Fang Yixing not only forced him to practice martial arts, but also forced him to be both literate and martial. He has read extensively since childhood under the guidance of his father, and the book of Tao Te Ching, which is known as the highest classic of Taoism, is the fifth enlightenment book of Fang Yan.

In order to understand everything and improve the realm of Taiji, Fang Yan looks at night and thinks day by day and dissects word by word.

So, when Huang Haoran's third question turned out to be reciting Daodejing, he really had the impulse to laugh three times.

The impulse was impulse, but he didn't laugh three times. Instead, he said that he would recite Tao Te Ching.

The performance is perfect and the effect is amazing. Seeing their fanatical eyes, Fang Yan secretly gives himself thirty-two compliments.

Huang Haoran looked at Fang Yan doubtfully, and didn't understand what he said.

"We said, you test me three questions, I also test you three." Fang Yan reminded. "You won't have forgotten, will you?"

"Teacher, don't you need to take the exam? Huang Haoran can't compare with you. " Cried a lively girl.

"That's right. I always thought Huang Haoran was a bully. Now I find that teacher Fang is the bully flower in the bully." Naughty boys said Huang Haoran was no longer Fang Yan's opponent.

"Mr. Fang, do you have a girlfriend?" Is this the rhythm to prepare for the attack?

--------When Xu Ying asked Fang Yan if he had a girlfriend, the whole class laughed.

Xu Ying is a lovely girl with a goofy face. After asking this question, she is ashamed of herself. But see the whole class of students are laughing at her, angry turned his eyes, said: "I like teacher Fang, what's wrong? You don't like it. Don't rob me. "

"We don't rob, we don't like men." Some boys said deliberately.

Seeing their funny and noisy appearance, Fang Yan's heart is also comfortable.

This is the taste of youth, this is the breath of freedom, this is the carefree life.

Being a teacher is really good!

If you don't get beaten, you can't be good!

When they had a fight for a while, Fang Yan looked at Huang Haoran and said, "we should have a beginning and an end, don't you think? How do you know you will lose before the last moment? "

Huang Haoran understood the meaning of Fang Yan, and said positively, "I am willing to accept the assessment of Fang teacher."

Fang Yan nodded contentedly and said, "the first question, other students can also answer it. Every time you answer a question successfully, I will give you an extra point in the exam - the bright moon in front of the window is Li Bai's famous saying, in which "bed" refers to what? "

"The fence over the well." While other students are still thinking, Huang Haoran has already said the answer, and the essence of learning hegemony is indeed extraordinary.

"For thousands of years, the CI garden is full of beautiful flowers. Which talented woman in history is that?"

"Li Qingzhao." A chubby girl replied loudly. Because I was in a hurry, my voice became a little shrill. She blushed, looked at Fang Yan and said, "I like Li Qingzhao best."

"What's your name?" Fang Yan goes to the girl and looks at her and asks."Wang Fang."

"Congratulations to Wang Fang, you're right. In the next exam, I will add a point to your paper. "

"Thank you, Mr. Fang." Wang Fang said happily.

Seeing that Wang Fang can have such a close dialogue with the new teacher Fang, other girls are envious. Everyone is secretly determined to answer the next question successfully.

I don't know whether it is intentional or unintentional, Fang Yan's move immediately aroused the enthusiasm of the students to learn and let everyone follow his thinking.

This is a necessary quality for an excellent teacher, or the ability to control the field.

"The third and last question." Fang Yan scanned the whole audience and said, "who can recite the complete rules of disciples?"

No one answered.

Fang Yan looks at Huang Haoran and asks, "can you?"

"Yes."

"Why not?"

"Because --" Huang Haoran hesitated for a while and said, "I'll just carry it on my back."

"-------"

Fang Yan really can't cry or laugh. Because I recited Daodejing backwards, so you have to recite disciple rules backwards?

"Back." Fang Yan said in an ordered tone.

Huang Haoran nodded and said, "disciple rules, sage training. When Huang Haoran finished his recitation, Fang Yan applauded and said, "yes, it's very good. Only a few words are wrong. There are two sentences in reverse order. Knowledge is not magic. Must we play tricks? At your present age, at your present stage of education, it's proud to be able to do this. "

"Thank you, teacher." Huang Haoran said happily.

"Prove that you can graduate from primary school." Fang Yan said.

"-------"

Huang Haoran's face was red and he wanted to die.

Other students want to die and die. Huang Haoran just graduated from primary school. To what extent are they? kindergarten?

"You are not convinced?" Fang Yan took a panoramic view of their expressions and said with a smile, "in fact, disciple's rules used to be the enlightenment for children. Is this not denied by all? "

"Mr. Fang, we are not to blame. Now the school lets us recite this and which one all the time, never let us recite "disciple rules". Besides, it's useless for us to recite if we don't take the exam. "

"Indeed, you are not to blame." Fang Yan agreed with the student. "You don't recite because you don't do it. However, this does not mean that the disciple rules are useless. Our ancestors used to say that we should cultivate our mind, cultivate ourselves, govern the country and level the world. Now the people go down to the sky from the beginning, but they are delayed in cultivating themselves. "Di Zi Gui" is for us to cultivate our mind and nature. Read it and think about it. It's wonderful. "

"But it doesn't matter. From today on, I'll take you to appreciate the five thousand years of Chinese classics, and be familiar with the famous legends in history. Drink good wine, know heroes, see beauties, and make friends with all the people we admire and admire. Whether he is Li Bai or Du Fu, whether he is a song teacher or Liu Rushi. "

"Teacher, teacher song and Liu are prostitutes."

"Who said that?" Fang Yan turns around angrily and stares at the boy with acne on his face and says, "they are famous actors. Will they be more elegant?"

Fang Yan sat down on a classmate's desk, with a heart to heart look, and said: "say a word, I really envy your luck, there is a man like me as a teacher ------ no laughing, class."

"Hahaha" -- "

everyone laughed even more happily.

This teacher is so funny!

Bang -

the back door of the classroom was knocked open, and three students came in, shoulder to shoulder.

"Stop." Fang Yan's voice stops.

Kong Guodong looked at Fang Yan on the platform and asked, "who can tell me, who is this man? Look at some faces. "

"Fang Yan. Square square square, up and down two fire inflammation. " Fang Yan replied. "The Chinese teacher in this class."

"Oh. It turned out to be Mr. Fang. " Kong Guodong belched and waved to Fang Yan, saying, "teacher Fang, please have a drink some other day."

Fang Yan smelled the strong smell of wine in the classroom, frowned and said, "three of you go out for me. When do you wake up and come back to class? "

Click -

Kong Guodong kicked the chair in front of him and pointed to Fang Yan and scolded: "Fang, your surname, don't be disrespectful. When you are happy, you are teacher Fang. You are just a piece of shit - "

" ha ha ha, a piece of shit - ", Li Yang and Chen Tao, two of Kong Guodong's attendants, join in laughing.

Fang Yan's eyes are slightly cold, and the smile on his face becomes cold.Here comes the loser.

According to the rules of the Jianghu, the two sides should send their own experts and use their own skills. The winner is the king.

Fang Yan decides to play for himself.