The Amusing Other World Trading Travelogue of Net Auction Guy

44 Episode 44: New Year's Eve has a scent of fucking threads..txt



He walked past the mirror and back to his room.

Downstairs, his mother was boiling New Year\'s Eve buckwheat noodles and his father was drinking beer and watching TV.

My brother and sister won\'t be coming home this year. They even said that the economy is so bad that the bullet train fare is painful, and that\'s to be expected. Well, for me, it\'s a good thing they didn\'t come back because of the mirror incident, though. It\'s not like he\'s going to give me a New Year\'s gift, and he\'ll probably just tell me to get a job or something.

The New Year\'s Eve in my family is an average New Year\'s Eve dinner, eating my mother\'s New Year\'s Eve buckwheat noodles and lazing around watching a special program. I had planned to spend it that way, but since my brothers didn\'t return home, I think I\'ll let Deanna and Marina eat buckwheat or something. The problem is how to make two servings of it and take it to your room. It\'s suspicious by all accounts.

For now, I put aside the matter of sending buckwheat noodles to Deanna and Marina and just quickly ate my own, then went back to my room and started up my computer.

Maybe I should start an online auction soon. The post office is not open during the New Year\'s holiday season, so I didn\'t put it up for sale, but it\'s the winter holiday season and I\'m sure the traffic will increase.

I\'m sure the traffic will increase during the winter holidays.

I took pictures of the items I bought at the flea market a few days ago and displayed them one by one. Last time, I put them up for sale at one yen and they fetched a good amount of money, so I used that pattern again this time. Once I have a good idea of how much they\'re worth, I\'m willing to be bullish about the price, but it\'s still a bit of a mystery to me.

After the listing was completed, I processed the photos in my digital camera so that I can upload them to the bulletin board. Mostly pictures of the mansion, but I also took some pictures of the party today, and Uniqlo Marina and Uniqlo Diana.

I\'ll probably upload a few more to the thread: ...... When I opened the board with that in mind, I found that the thread had progressed a lot again after a few days of not looking at it, and it had progressed to "Part 4". The last time I wrote a post on the board was at the beginning of the third, so it must have progressed quite quickly: ....... But now that I\'ve thought about it, it was during the winter break. Then I had no choice.

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This is the 4th picture of my mirror connected to another world.

66 :The Nameless Fairy

Synopsis of the story so far

The one who claimed that the mirror was connected to another world appeared.

Uploading an image of a spider-like otherworldly creature with many legs

Uploading images of otherworldly cityscapes

One buys two elven slaves in another world.

He says he\'s going to spend the night with a slave, but fails to do so

Conquer the Black Elf\'s Boobs

Defeating Monsters with Magic Weapons

Boom! Joining an all-female drinking party.

The mansion will be completed ...... and then we lost touch with him after he said it.

The first died in another world.

67 :The Nameless Fairy

There\'s indeed nothing more to say about the fact that 1 is not coming.

68 :The Nameless Fairy

Have you found the pub yet?

69 :The nameless fairy

>>68

I thought it would look like the one in my neighborhood, but I was just imagining it.

70 :The Nameless Fairy

>>68

The old-timers said it was CG too.

71 :The nameless fairy

I\'m having fun drinking with girls in a pub.

It\'s too silliness. ......

72 :The nameless fairy

I don\'t want a picture of a weapon, I don\'t want you to put up a picture of an elf.

All the residents would have thought.

73 :nameless elf.

That was a lot of fun, and I liked it.

Especially the sense of choosing a caged hand for armor: ・・・・

Isn\'t it usually a shield or armor? Why the basket case?

74 :The nameless fairy

I\'ve been here recently and it was CG after all?

75 :The Nameless Fairy

Six months of ROM.

I would say that every time one puts up an image

Considering that I\'m going to be out of touch for a few days...

76 :The Nameless Fairy

>>74

Be cool with it.

If it\'s not CG, what do you think it is?

Is it real? A real magic sword ()?

77 :The Nameless Fairy

The people here are basically pure.

They will swallow whatever is given to them.

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It\'s been a long time.

I\'ve been practicing swords and finishing the mansion since then.

I\'ve got some time.

I\'m open to questions if you have any.

I\'ll get the picture in a minute.

79 : The Nameless Fairy

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Is it real?

80 :The Nameless Fairy

Sword training www.

What are you doing?

81 :The Nameless Fairy

It\'s erotic! Put up some porn!

I don\'t care if we can\'t make it on time!

82 :The Nameless Fairy

We\'ve been waiting for you!

Let\'s invite the elves and have a party!

83 :The Nameless Fairy

>>78

I need the software you\'re using.

I want to make a picture like that one.

84 : The Nameless Fairy

You\'re still at it, this piece of shit.

del

85 :The Nameless Fairy

Miss 1, I need a favor.

The images are in high quality with no mosaics, please.

86 :1 ◆Xc544iUoWE

Some images for now.

Exterior view of the building

Image address.

well

Image address.

barn

Image address.

House #1

Image address.

House #2

Image address.

Yashiki 3

Image address.

>>85

I\'ll do my best.

87 :nameless fairy

With a smug look on his face, from an overseas site like this one.

Even if they put out the picture you pulled up: ・・・・

88 :The Nameless Fairy

There\'s nothing too otherworldly about it.

It\'s just a Western-style house.

89 :nameless fairy

The stables don\'t look like they\'re being used.

Are you trying to get a horse?

It\'s not for the uninitiated.

90 :The Nameless Fairy

I don\'t care about the house, just put it up, Elf.

91 :The Nameless Fairy

Don\'t be in a hurry, one is just teasing.

92 :The Nameless Fairy

I took off my pants when I heard the first one was here.

93 :The Nameless Fairy

>>89

It\'s a fantasy world horse, so it doesn\'t matter.

They don\'t poop, and they fly.

And speaking human languages.

94 :The Nameless Fairy

Horse: "I\'ll be pissed if they put me in the stables.

95 :The Nameless Fairy

A house this big?

Do you need a housekeeper?

Yeah, I guess it\'s not a problem because I have a slave ()

96 :The nameless fairy

Housekeeper?

Is that... maid?

97 :The Nameless Fairy

Well, I\'d love to hire you.

Let\'s hire a dumb loli elf maid.

98 :The Nameless Fairy

1 "I\'m going to have to do new body modeling again...

99 :The Nameless Fairy

It\'s amazing how little interest they have in the house.

That\'s what this board is all about.

100 :The Nameless Fairy

Inevitably, the main thing is that you\'re going to be an elf.

101 :The Nameless Fairy

The otherworldly crap in the mirror setting is like the knuckles of sashimi.

As long as there\'s a picture of a sashimi elf, it\'s frankly not important.

102 :The nameless fairy

The first one says you can walk through a mirror and go to another world, right?

The mass of one person, you, who has gone to another world, the mass of one person, from this world.

Went poof... gone?

Do you know the law of conservation of mass?

103 :The Nameless Fairy

You\'re an electron elf, so you don\'t have any mass.

104 :nameless fairy

It\'s not an alternate universe, it\'s connected to other places like Docodemodore.

It\'s not a problem if it\'s only a problem, right?

105 :The Nameless Fairy

Where\'s the other one?

Neverland?

106 :The Nameless Fairy

>>102

What happens when you disappear in a puff?

Will a black hole be created or a big bang occur?

107 :nameless fairy

The mirror surface is the event horizon.

So the mirror itself is a stabilized black hole.

Don\'t make me say it, it\'s embarrassing.

108 :nameless fairy

scary!

It\'s a mirror.

109 :The Nameless Fairy

They say that going through a black hole allows you to travel back in time.

I saw a cartoon the other day that said.

110 :nameless fairy

So the other world one is going to is a future Earth: ......

111 :nameless fairy

Planet of the Apes pattern.

112 :nameless fairy

If it were a future Earth, it would make sense.

113 :nameless fairy

It\'s not a match.

It\'s not a coincidence.

114 :nameless fairy

It\'s annoying.

inelegant

115 :nameless fairy

Does one plan to live in this mansion?

Not for the modern man, is it?

No electricity, no gas, no water?

116 :nameless fairy

Are you treating it as a vacation home or ・・・・?

117 :nameless fairy

You can bring in propane for the gas.

The water supply looks like it has a well, so you can do something about it.

We\'ll generate our own electricity.

118 :nameless fairy

I just bought two slaves and they\'re on their own.

119 :The nameless fairy

Not that way.

I mean, is it you or you?

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>>89

We\'re going to have three horses.

I\'m going to hire someone to take care of it.

>>95

I\'ll get a kid who can look after the horses in the nearest village or somewhere else.

I\'m thinking about hiring him.

Of course I\'m going to put him in a maid\'s uniform.

>>102

On the contrary, I\'m bringing otherworldly items into this world.

I\'m bringing it in. ......

>>110

There are two moons, though: ......

>>115

There\'s a mirror in one of the men\'s rooms in the house, so it\'s easy to get back to the house.

That\'s what I\'m thinking of doing, making it feel like a real vacation home.

I\'m thinking maybe the primitive way of life might not be so bad.

121 :1 ◆Xc544iUoWE

And importantly.

People from the other side of the world couldn\'t get through the mirror to get to us.

It\'s a shame... I was going to have an offline meeting, but I\'m sorry.

A little dark elf on horseback.

Image address.

Elves wearing uniques.

Image address.

Sword teachers.

Image address.

The party for the completion of the mansion

Image address.

122 :nameless fairy

There are two moons: ・・・・・

Planet of the Apes pattern.

123 :The Nameless Fairy

UNIKU World Wide Web.

You should buy him something better than that.

124 :nameless fairy

I got a new picture!

Huge!

125 :nameless fairy

A village girl turned into a maid...

126 :nameless fairy

White Elf Wallow.

Why do they make me dress like this?

127 :nameless fairy

The white one is in charge of the sycophants, a whole new one.

128 :nameless fairy

If the Earth is in the future, and there are two moons.

What kind of change is this?

129 :The Nameless Fairy

11!

The nameless elf.

Why don\'t you take the mosaics?

Can we go now? Okay?

131 :The Nameless Fairy

I think this black one is the pie.

I will never forgive one! Absolutely.

132 :The nameless fairy

>>131

Really? You\'re not very envious.

133 :nameless fairy

Is the sword master (man) human?

Can he swing a sword this big?

134 :The Nameless Fairy

The female sword teacher\'s ass looks delicious, so good.

And I love the fact that you\'re a redhead: ......

You know what I\'m talking about.

135 :The Nameless Fairy

People don\'t mention it at all.

This isn\'t CG by any stretch of the imagination anymore.

136 :The Nameless Fairy

I\'m just curious about the little guy in the party picture.

Isn\'t this a dwarf?

137 :nameless fairy

I don\'t mosaic to males, that\'s the work of one.

138 :nameless fairy

1 "I don\'t care about my old man\'s privacy.

139 :Loneliness me ◆4noig329de

Could you be an elf and a Nengolo after all?

And you\'ve got the love nest, too.

Good luck with all of our dreams!

140 :The Nameless Fairy

That\'s really creepy.

When was the last time you said "Nengolo"?

141 :nameless fairy

Don\'t touch the f*cking coyotes.

142 :The Nameless Fairy

I can tell you that at this speed!

Next time, go take a picture with more emphasis on the tits.

143 :nameless fairy

Then I\'ll just compromise and use my armpits.

144 :The Nameless Fairy

I\'ll take the village girl id.

Of course it\'s Lori who hires you, right?

145 :The Nameless Fairy

report

146 :The Nameless Fairy

I like the picture, but I\'d like to see the video too.

Uploading to YouTube!

I\'d love to see the elf in motion.

147 :nameless elf

If there were two moons, the gravity of the moon would either increase or decrease.

Isn\'t that going to change the Earth\'s rotation period?

So does that make the day longer or shorter?

148 :The Nameless Fairy

Enough with that line of thinking.

As I\'ve said many times, if you can\'t enjoy a story as a story, leave.

Why do you have an earthly sense in the first place?

149 :The Nameless Fairy

You guys don\'t even know what you\'re talking about, but I don\'t know how one can be a mansion.

Aren\'t you wondering if you got it?

What\'s so valuable about peppers?

150 :nameless fairy

Let\'s name it Gavin Goten: ・・・・.

151 :nameless fairy.

>>144

It could be a shota.

I\'d rather have you do it, Mr. 1.

152 :nameless fairy

I hate the way one is rearranged.

Mirror explosion.

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I hope everyone had a good time in their own way.

I\'m gonna go get the elves some New Year\'s Eve buckwheat noodles.

Happy New Year!

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Phew.

I just had to play for a long time: ....... I don\'t know if it\'s New Year\'s Eve and everyone\'s bored or what, but it was a growth rate that I don\'t think it\'s usually underdeveloped. The content sucks, though.

It doesn\'t seem to have become a hot topic on the internet yet, but I\'ll have to take better pictures to sell my otherworldly CG collection (in the name of it). I\'m not sure if it\'s possible to get a single-lens reflex camera.

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The following New Year\'s Eve, I said to my parents, "I\'m kind of hungry," and then I made some for Deanna and Marina. I refused to take buckwheat for them, then I made soba for Diana and Marina, took it to the house and ate it with them (it was my second cup of soba today), came home, watched a movie, and went to bed.

Both Deanna and Marina had almost no resistance to buckwheat noodles, saying it was crispy and tasty. Well, there are a lot of udon and noodles in the other world, and some of them have a flavor similar to soy sauce. I guess there wasn\'t much of a gap between us in terms of taste. They even have chopsticks as a matter of course.

Oh yeah, I\'ll have to tell you two about my future plans for life and activities: .......