Rent A Boyfriend!
Chapter 108 - MORNING ACCIDENT*
[Yang Menghuo POV]
Shi Ying woke up earlier than Yang Menghuo as she was used to waking up early to prepare herself. She got a train to catch up, so she couldn\'t waste time.
She opened the door and saw Meng Bao was sleeping peacefully on the long sofa with a blanket. Shi Ying smiled. She made instant ramen for two because they didn\'t have much time. She returned to the sofa and patted Meng Bao\'s cheek, "Sleepy Bao, wake up, we need to prepare ourselves to go to the train station."
Yang Menghuo grumbled for a minute. When he opened his eyes slowly, he saw Ying Jie\'s face with a smile looking down at him. Yang Menghuo muttered, "Wife, why are you so early…."
Shi Ying\'s cheek blushed. She looked away and yelled, "Get your ass up! We will be late!"
"Wha—!" Yang Menghuo opened his eyes immediately. He got up and saw Ying Jie went to the bathroom to take a bath, she yelled from inside.
"I already prepared instant noodles! Go eat first ah, it\'ll be hard to have breakfast on the train!" Shi Ying said.
Yang Menghuo grumbled again. Honestly, he didn\'t understand why Ying Jie would wake up so early. He checked the clock and noticed that it was still four in the morning.
FOUR IN THE MORNING!
Even chickens were still sleeping at this hour. It was bizarre for someone like Meng Bao, who was used to sleep until nine or even ten! He could even sleep the whole day if he was too tired or just got lazy.
Well, he wasn\'t exactly the most diligent person on earth. He just knew how to play his cards, so he didn\'t need to work to the bone like his father and his job as a CEO.
\'Seriously, I would die if I become a CEO like him. This is not a novel where I could be a CEO and have all the free time in the world. I would die out of overwork and spent my whole life working,\' Menghuo thought.
He wanted to go back and snuggle in his blanket because it was too early for him.
\'Ugh, I can just buy the whole train for Ying Jie, so we wouldn\'t need to follow some ridiculous hour. What is this? What kind of human can function when they woke up at friggin four in the morning!\'
Yang Menghuo kept on grumbling in his head, but he dared not voicing his complaint. He just obediently sat at the dinner table and ate his instant ramen.
He waited until Ying Jie finished taking a bath and then said to Meng Bao, "You go take a bath, don\'t worry ah, there is hot water inside."
"Yes, Jie!"
Yang Menghuo already prepared his toiletries. When he entered the bathroom, a strong smell of sweet soap and shampoo made him dazed for a second.
Because this was the smell of his beloved Jie…
Yang Menghuo shook his head, trying to focus and not sounding like a pervert. But when he was about to wash his face in the sink, he saw a pink frilly bra hanging behind him.
…
…
\'Wow, Ying Jie\'s size is big. What is that, D cup? Or E cup?\'
\'Must be comfortable to hold….\'
\'Can I touch that bra, though? It looks so cute and comfortable to hold….\'
\'… I actually want to bury my face in between that….\'
Train of lewd thought flashed in Menghuo\'s mind. He wasn\'t a pervert usually. He would never think of something like this before.
Yang Menghuo had the urge to touch it. He turned his back and walked towards the bra.
His face was hot and slowly turning red as a tomato. He was a twenty five years old man, but he felt like a teenager that would do something so perverted.
It wasn\'t his first time looking at a woman\'s bra. That\'d be ridiculous. Many women tried to seduce him, even by using licentious lingerie that would incite every man on earth.
But not Menghuo. He only felt disgusted when he saw those.
However, since this was Ying Jie\'s bra, then a sense of perverseness in him peaked. He slowly walked towards the hanger and then touched the bra.
…
\'Still warm…\'
\'Must be very comfortable to hold ah….\'
\'I wonder if I can sniff it also….\'
Inevitably, Yang Menghuo also got a reaction down there. Like an idiot, he blamed his little brother.
"Aish, don\'t be too obvious! You horny thing!" Yang Menghuo said while slapping his little brother.
KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK!
"Meng Bao! Meng Bao!!"
Yang Menghuo jolted when he heard Ying Jie\'s voice. He was about to smell the bra, but now he accidentally threw it up in the air.
"Hup!" Yang Menghuo caught the pink bra but slipped on the floor and fell, "Argh!"
Shi Ying heard a loud thump as if something big fell inside the bathroom. She was just knocking because her bra was still inside, so she had to take it.
But when she heard that loud thump, she got worried and decided to open the door, which was thankfully still unlocked.
"Meng Bao, are you alright—"
Shi Ying was stupefied with what she saw right now.
She saw Meng Bao lying on the bathroom floor, shirtless, with only a white boxer to cover his private part that was standing up big and mighty. It was like a giant dragon that made Shi Ying almost forgot to breathe.
But the surprise didn\'t end with just that. She saw Meng Bao was holding her pink bra and put her bra on his face as if he was sniffing it.
…
…
"Y—Ying Jie, I can explain, I\'m not a perv—"
"YOU GODDAMN PERVERT!" Shi Ying snatched the bra and then slammed the bathroom door.
"YOU GODDAMN NASTY PERVERT BAO!"
Yang Menghuo could hear his Ying Jie yelled at him from outside. He could just stare at the door helplessly and checked his still fully erect little brother.
"I guess a cold shower at four in the morning isn\'t so bad…."
**
Yang Menghuo finished his bath and saw that his Jie was already prepared for everything. She checked the electronics and pulled the cable just to make sure.
When she saw Meng Bao, she looked away and yelled, "Go dress up first, you pervert! How could you do that!"
"I—I didn\'t mean it, Jie. I was—" Yang Menghuo wanted to defend himself, then he remembered that he had no valid alibi to escape the conviction. Thus, he just dressed up and admitted his defeat.
Honestly, deep in her heart, Shi Ying didn\'t mind if Meng Bao did that. But after they got married ah! They lived in eastern society. As much as she wanted to do it with Meng Bao, she still held her countryside view of sex after marriage!
\'Also, he sniffed the bra I used last night…. Nasty! Meng Bao is so nasty! What kind of wealthy business mafia would do something so low like that! This is unbelievable!\'
Shi Ying and Yang Menghuo were already prepared at five.
"Jie, do you want me to call the chauffeur?"
"What private driver ah? We\'re not that rich! Let me call an online taxi."
"…"
They used an online taxi, and it was a new experience for Meng Bao to sit on a car that wasn\'t his. At least, not in a car that wasn\'t at least a hundred thousands dollar.
The old uncle driver saw Menghuo and Shi Ying, and he asked, "You two are going somewhere ah? You have so much luggage to the train station."
"Yes, we\'re going to my parents\' hometown!" Shi Ying replied. Meanwhile, Yang Menghuo kept staring at the old uncle vigilantly, just in case this old man wanted to hurt them, he could just snatch his Jie and ran away first.
Shi Ying seemed to notice what Meng Bao was thinking. She pinched Meng Bao\'s hand and glared at him. She whispered, \'Stop your glare. You\'re making him scared!\'
The old driver asked again, "Ah, are you two husband and wife? Or boyfriend and girlfriend? Usually, husband and wife would return to the village to meet their children who lived with their grandparents."
"We\'re not—"
"Yes, we are husband and wife. We went to the village just to visit her parents, about children, we\'re recently married so we\'ve been trying to have children," Yang Menghuo suddenly snippet.
"Ah, young man, you look vigorous. How many children you want ah?"
"Ten—OUCH!"
Shi Ying glared at Meng Bao, especially when he said ten children so lightly.
"Two! Only two!" Shi Ying yelled.
"Eehhh… seven, okay?"
"Are you kidding me!? Two!!"
"Uh… Five, alright? Don\'t worry, I will help you taking care of them."
"TWO!!"
"… three, okay?"
…
…
"Alright, we will have three kids."
The old uncle driver laughed heartily when he heard the argument between a young married couple.
"Aiya, it\'s good to have lots of children as long as you can take care of them. Young man, that\'s why you have to work hard, so you can take care of all your children, okay?"
"I surely will!" Yang Menghuo said, full of confidence.
Shi Ying only stared at Meng Bao, and she grumbled in her heart, \'We\'re not even married yet, you dumbass.\'
Shi Ying woke up earlier than Yang Menghuo as she was used to waking up early to prepare herself. She got a train to catch up, so she couldn\'t waste time.
She opened the door and saw Meng Bao was sleeping peacefully on the long sofa with a blanket. Shi Ying smiled. She made instant ramen for two because they didn\'t have much time. She returned to the sofa and patted Meng Bao\'s cheek, "Sleepy Bao, wake up, we need to prepare ourselves to go to the train station."
Yang Menghuo grumbled for a minute. When he opened his eyes slowly, he saw Ying Jie\'s face with a smile looking down at him. Yang Menghuo muttered, "Wife, why are you so early…."
Shi Ying\'s cheek blushed. She looked away and yelled, "Get your ass up! We will be late!"
"Wha—!" Yang Menghuo opened his eyes immediately. He got up and saw Ying Jie went to the bathroom to take a bath, she yelled from inside.
"I already prepared instant noodles! Go eat first ah, it\'ll be hard to have breakfast on the train!" Shi Ying said.
Yang Menghuo grumbled again. Honestly, he didn\'t understand why Ying Jie would wake up so early. He checked the clock and noticed that it was still four in the morning.
FOUR IN THE MORNING!
Even chickens were still sleeping at this hour. It was bizarre for someone like Meng Bao, who was used to sleep until nine or even ten! He could even sleep the whole day if he was too tired or just got lazy.
Well, he wasn\'t exactly the most diligent person on earth. He just knew how to play his cards, so he didn\'t need to work to the bone like his father and his job as a CEO.
\'Seriously, I would die if I become a CEO like him. This is not a novel where I could be a CEO and have all the free time in the world. I would die out of overwork and spent my whole life working,\' Menghuo thought.
He wanted to go back and snuggle in his blanket because it was too early for him.
\'Ugh, I can just buy the whole train for Ying Jie, so we wouldn\'t need to follow some ridiculous hour. What is this? What kind of human can function when they woke up at friggin four in the morning!\'
Yang Menghuo kept on grumbling in his head, but he dared not voicing his complaint. He just obediently sat at the dinner table and ate his instant ramen.
He waited until Ying Jie finished taking a bath and then said to Meng Bao, "You go take a bath, don\'t worry ah, there is hot water inside."
"Yes, Jie!"
Yang Menghuo already prepared his toiletries. When he entered the bathroom, a strong smell of sweet soap and shampoo made him dazed for a second.
Because this was the smell of his beloved Jie…
Yang Menghuo shook his head, trying to focus and not sounding like a pervert. But when he was about to wash his face in the sink, he saw a pink frilly bra hanging behind him.
…
…
\'Wow, Ying Jie\'s size is big. What is that, D cup? Or E cup?\'
\'Must be comfortable to hold….\'
\'Can I touch that bra, though? It looks so cute and comfortable to hold….\'
\'… I actually want to bury my face in between that….\'
Train of lewd thought flashed in Menghuo\'s mind. He wasn\'t a pervert usually. He would never think of something like this before.
Yang Menghuo had the urge to touch it. He turned his back and walked towards the bra.
His face was hot and slowly turning red as a tomato. He was a twenty five years old man, but he felt like a teenager that would do something so perverted.
It wasn\'t his first time looking at a woman\'s bra. That\'d be ridiculous. Many women tried to seduce him, even by using licentious lingerie that would incite every man on earth.
But not Menghuo. He only felt disgusted when he saw those.
However, since this was Ying Jie\'s bra, then a sense of perverseness in him peaked. He slowly walked towards the hanger and then touched the bra.
…
\'Still warm…\'
\'Must be very comfortable to hold ah….\'
\'I wonder if I can sniff it also….\'
Inevitably, Yang Menghuo also got a reaction down there. Like an idiot, he blamed his little brother.
"Aish, don\'t be too obvious! You horny thing!" Yang Menghuo said while slapping his little brother.
KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK!
"Meng Bao! Meng Bao!!"
Yang Menghuo jolted when he heard Ying Jie\'s voice. He was about to smell the bra, but now he accidentally threw it up in the air.
"Hup!" Yang Menghuo caught the pink bra but slipped on the floor and fell, "Argh!"
Shi Ying heard a loud thump as if something big fell inside the bathroom. She was just knocking because her bra was still inside, so she had to take it.
But when she heard that loud thump, she got worried and decided to open the door, which was thankfully still unlocked.
"Meng Bao, are you alright—"
Shi Ying was stupefied with what she saw right now.
She saw Meng Bao lying on the bathroom floor, shirtless, with only a white boxer to cover his private part that was standing up big and mighty. It was like a giant dragon that made Shi Ying almost forgot to breathe.
But the surprise didn\'t end with just that. She saw Meng Bao was holding her pink bra and put her bra on his face as if he was sniffing it.
…
…
"Y—Ying Jie, I can explain, I\'m not a perv—"
"YOU GODDAMN PERVERT!" Shi Ying snatched the bra and then slammed the bathroom door.
"YOU GODDAMN NASTY PERVERT BAO!"
Yang Menghuo could hear his Ying Jie yelled at him from outside. He could just stare at the door helplessly and checked his still fully erect little brother.
"I guess a cold shower at four in the morning isn\'t so bad…."
**
Yang Menghuo finished his bath and saw that his Jie was already prepared for everything. She checked the electronics and pulled the cable just to make sure.
When she saw Meng Bao, she looked away and yelled, "Go dress up first, you pervert! How could you do that!"
"I—I didn\'t mean it, Jie. I was—" Yang Menghuo wanted to defend himself, then he remembered that he had no valid alibi to escape the conviction. Thus, he just dressed up and admitted his defeat.
Honestly, deep in her heart, Shi Ying didn\'t mind if Meng Bao did that. But after they got married ah! They lived in eastern society. As much as she wanted to do it with Meng Bao, she still held her countryside view of sex after marriage!
\'Also, he sniffed the bra I used last night…. Nasty! Meng Bao is so nasty! What kind of wealthy business mafia would do something so low like that! This is unbelievable!\'
Shi Ying and Yang Menghuo were already prepared at five.
"Jie, do you want me to call the chauffeur?"
"What private driver ah? We\'re not that rich! Let me call an online taxi."
"…"
They used an online taxi, and it was a new experience for Meng Bao to sit on a car that wasn\'t his. At least, not in a car that wasn\'t at least a hundred thousands dollar.
The old uncle driver saw Menghuo and Shi Ying, and he asked, "You two are going somewhere ah? You have so much luggage to the train station."
"Yes, we\'re going to my parents\' hometown!" Shi Ying replied. Meanwhile, Yang Menghuo kept staring at the old uncle vigilantly, just in case this old man wanted to hurt them, he could just snatch his Jie and ran away first.
Shi Ying seemed to notice what Meng Bao was thinking. She pinched Meng Bao\'s hand and glared at him. She whispered, \'Stop your glare. You\'re making him scared!\'
The old driver asked again, "Ah, are you two husband and wife? Or boyfriend and girlfriend? Usually, husband and wife would return to the village to meet their children who lived with their grandparents."
"We\'re not—"
"Yes, we are husband and wife. We went to the village just to visit her parents, about children, we\'re recently married so we\'ve been trying to have children," Yang Menghuo suddenly snippet.
"Ah, young man, you look vigorous. How many children you want ah?"
"Ten—OUCH!"
Shi Ying glared at Meng Bao, especially when he said ten children so lightly.
"Two! Only two!" Shi Ying yelled.
"Eehhh… seven, okay?"
"Are you kidding me!? Two!!"
"Uh… Five, alright? Don\'t worry, I will help you taking care of them."
"TWO!!"
"… three, okay?"
…
…
"Alright, we will have three kids."
The old uncle driver laughed heartily when he heard the argument between a young married couple.
"Aiya, it\'s good to have lots of children as long as you can take care of them. Young man, that\'s why you have to work hard, so you can take care of all your children, okay?"
"I surely will!" Yang Menghuo said, full of confidence.
Shi Ying only stared at Meng Bao, and she grumbled in her heart, \'We\'re not even married yet, you dumbass.\'