"As we all know, this year\'s national crosstalk competition is very different from previous years."

"First of all, the judges\' lineup is unprecedented luxury, and the players\' lineup is also unprecedented shock."

"Less gossip. Let\'s invite five judges first. They are Mr. Ma Guang, President of the national quyi Association."

"Mr. Feng Ku, the famous comedy director, has won the Golden Rooster and Huabiao awards. His works have been nominated for International Film competitions for many times. His films have won the national box office champion four times. In fact, I don\'t need to introduce them at all. The people all over the country remember him. It\'s a great honor to invite him to the director this time."

"The third judge is Mr. Li Jing, vice chairman of our national quyi Association. Mr. Li has been to CCTV Spring Festival Gala seven times and is also a crosstalk master loved by the people all over the country."

"The fourth judge is a famous crosstalk master. Now, Mr. Zhu Wentong, vice chairman of Changying group."

"The fifth judge, crosstalk leader, national first-class actor, standing member of the political... Association and teacher Zhang Wenyao."

This lineup is really luxurious, so the soundtrack is also relatively grand.

When introducing each judge, there will be thunderous applause.

The host continued, "now let\'s invite 32 groups of players to play."

In the relatively fierce soundtrack, 32 groups of crosstalk competition players came on.

The host selects important crosstalk stars with high coffee level for introduction.

"We are very honored and somewhat unbelievable. It\'s a shame to have several famous crosstalk masters who have made great achievements to participate in our competition."

Then the host said excitedly, "Mr. Liu Jun, we all watched your Spring Festival Gala grow up. I remember you won the first prize of the most popular program of CCTV Spring Festival Gala twice. How can you, a famous expert of such a large level, want to participate in our program?"

The player with the highest level of this competition is Liu Jun, the former crosstalk star and later entrepreneur.

He said with a smile: "I came to this competition for two reasons. The first reason is that the stage is big or small. The second reason is that I am greedy. I can\'t wait to say crosstalk to the audience. I can\'t wait for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala at the end of the year. Let me have a good time first."

Sure enough, the audience applauded warmly for his self introduction.

Even the five big people in the jury stood up and shook hands with him.

The host continued: "and our big star teacher, who has been on CCTV Spring Festival Gala three times, has brought us many classic jokes. As for the number of satellite TV spring festival galas, there are countless. What is the reason for you to participate in our competition?"

The famous crosstalk actor big star said, "don\'t you miss your old friends on the jury? Another one is to bring new people, that is, my partner. Now there are a large number of talents in our crosstalk industry, and the competition is too fierce."

Suddenly, the audience once again burst into warm applause.

Because these two are really famous, the audience has deep memories and feelings for them.

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stand out in the middle of the crowd because they are very tall.

Now... They are excluded, naked.

Although the other contestants compete with each other, they are still friendly on the surface. The senior brothers shouted loudly and stood very close when they came to the stage.

Only Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao, the two contestants, are far away from the people around them.

Avoid them like snakes and scorpions.

It was as if these two people were the God of plague, and there was no communication from beginning to end. Their eyes completely regarded them as air.

It\'s still in front of the camera, on the stage.

Before the program began, when they were backstage, Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao faced naked contempt, hostility and provocation.

Because it was a little hot, Wang Huan took a fan and fanned it a few times.

After a while, the fan was directly thrown on the ground by a crosstalk actor, crushed, and then thrown into the trash can.

The chair where Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao sat was also kicked over directly.

It\'s so arrogant, let alone a TV station, but in the hearts of these so-called famous crosstalk actors, this program is their territory.

Those on the jury are martial uncles or martial uncles. They think this program is supported by their crosstalk circle.

The host also saw the excluded and hostile Wang Huan. According to the process, he would also like to introduce them.

But suddenly he didn\'t have the courage to say it. After a short pause, he said, "of course, there are a pair of special players participating in our crosstalk competition this time. They are Wang Huan, a former athlete of the national track and field team, and his coach Lu Zhengtao."

Dayton time

"Woo... Woo..."

"Go down, go down..."

All the audience cheered without mercy.

Everyone is booing Wang Huan.

Not only the audience in the studio, but also the audience in front of the TV.

Not the audience, but the five judges also looked indifferent, as if they didn\'t hear the host talk about Wang Huan\'s name.

The host quickly passed this paragraph.

"Next, let\'s introduce our competition system. There are 32 groups of players. First eliminate half of them in the preliminary competition, then eliminate one class in the next competition, then the semi-finals, and finally the finals."

"It sounds like a World Cup football match, but it\'s a little different, because in the final, we also have an online voting link. The players with the highest number of votes can participate in the final, that is, three groups of players enter the final and compete for the championship."

"Don\'t gossip. Let\'s officially start. Let\'s invite the first group of contestants. They are the disciples of crosstalk Master Li Wenbing, Li Chang\'an and Zhang Chang regret."

Next, the host exits and the first group of players officially play.

These two are also well-known crosstalk actors. They are also very popular in the theater, and they have to go to TV seven or eight times a year.

Their master, Li Wenbing, is one of the masters of crosstalk and has a high status.

"Hello, audience friends, judges and teachers. Let\'s perform telegraph for you next."

Next, they began to perform.

Wang Huan is also listening below. The basic skills of these two people are very solid, even excellent.

And this paragraph is really good, because telegrams are expensive and the number of words must be small, so there are many jokes.

Moreover, this paragraph also makes fun of the warlords in the old society, which always electrify the world.

It\'s really funny.

To be honest, this program has more than enough spring festival galas on all satellite TV in another world.

But

They only performed for less than three minutes, and then a bell rang, and then the second, and then the third bell rang.

Three of the five rang the bell.

The two performances were directly suspended and eliminated.

Many viewers expressed regret. These two people said it very well. This paragraph is funny. How could it be eliminated?

So intense?

Is it so demanding?

Next, judge Zhang Wenyao commented.

"The script is good, and the basic skills are also good, but there is a slight lack of on-the-spot performance. Of course, in the final analysis, the script is not amazing enough to cause the suppression effect. I hope to make persistent efforts."

The first group of contestants had depressed faces and red eyes. They bowed to thank the judges and the audience.

Then he stepped down.

Time is pressing, there is no time to sensationalize you, and there is no time for you to express your feelings of failure.

The rhythm is so fast, so intense.

Next, the second group of players will play.

This time it was even worse. In less than three minutes, four bells sounded and were eliminated.

Then, without even comments, the contestants bowed down directly.

The third group of players came on and talked for only five minutes. Three bells sounded and they were eliminated.

The audience saw that the jury was murderous.

The program group was also a little frightened. They also saw the tacit understanding and murderous spirit of the jury group.

They are expressing their dissatisfaction. They feel that the program team should not let hyping clowns such as Wang Huan to participate in the program.

Therefore, their murderous spirit is entirely to pave the way for Wang Huan\'s exit.

Is to make people feel their murderous spirit.

Just to let Wang Huan see clearly that those players in front performed so well, we still eliminated.

Now we have the butcher\'s knife in hand and see the blood. We\'ll kill you at once. It\'s absolutely cruel and decisive.

Next, all the audience are actually waiting for Wang Huan to play.

Because this man has been scolded too hard and angry recently.

Everyone wants to see how you, a hype maniac, can participate in the crosstalk competition?

You haven\'t even learned crosstalk for a day. Why do you rub the excitement?

We need to see how ugly and lame your performance will be?

After the third group of players went down, the host read: "now let\'s invite the fourth group of players, Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao to play."

Look at this order. The fourth group shows that it is a posture of death.

Wang Huan and Lu Zhengtao stepped onto the stage.

Suddenly, there were cheers and boos again in the audience.

"Get out, get out."

"Step down, step down, step down..." at first, only a few people shouted again, but then more and more people shouted at Wang Huan to step down.

The host couldn\'t help but control the scene and said, "audience friends, restrain yourself. We\'re live. Restrain yourself."

The five judges were not polite at all. They directly picked up a small hammer and hung it on the clock, ready to ring the bell to eliminate Wang Huan at any time.

This posture is not only murderous, but also murderous.

Wang Huan officially came to the center of the stage to start his performance.

Suddenly, Wang Huan said to Lu Zhengtao on the side, "master, are we at the mouth of the vegetable market? This is to kill the head? Which audience below came with steamed bread. When you kill us later, dip some human blood steamed bread back!"

Good guy, I satirized the judges and audience as soon as I opened my mouth.

Wang Huan added: "five judges, I know you all don\'t like me, so wait, as soon as I start to say a paragraph, you\'ll ring the bell to eliminate me in less than half a minute."

The five judges did not speak, but said in their hearts: how do you know?

They intend to do so, so even if Wang Huan has great ability, he will be eliminated, and he will be eliminated in half a minute.

Wang Huan said, "why? I just want a fair and just chance."

Zhang Wenyao, one of the judges and crosstalk master, said: "Wang Huan, crosstalk is a pure art, which can\'t tolerate hype and defilement. Have you practiced crosstalk for a day? Which of the other contestants who came to the competition hasn\'t practiced for ten years? It\'s the biggest injustice to let you compete with them."

Wang Huan said, "do you think I don\'t deserve to participate in the competition because I haven\'t practiced crosstalk professionally?"

Zhang Wenyao said, "of course, you don\'t even have basic crosstalk skills. How many passages can you speak, how many tunes can you sing? How many dishes can you remember? Of course you\'re not qualified to go on stage."

Wang Huan said, "can\'t there be a genius in this world? He doesn\'t need how to practice and has a deep foundation in crosstalk? Why am I not such a genius?!"

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience was completely excited.

As expected, Wang Huan would hype. He got angry with the judges at the beginning.

Zhang wenyaodun was so angry that his face turned red and said loudly, "genius? When you say such words, you not only pollute crosstalk, but also the word genius."

In his opinion, to eliminate you Wang Huan is to purify the social atmosphere and almost eliminate harm for the people.

Wang Huan said, "what if I\'m such a genius? Can you give me a fair and just chance to play?"

Zhang Wenyao sneered, "prove it to us."

Wang Huan said, "one of the basic skills of crosstalk is reporting dish names. This is the easiest, but also the most difficult. Each of you has practiced reporting dish names at least thousands of times. Have you practiced the basic skills for more than ten years?"

Of course, this is the most basic skill. Each person is more than thousands of times.

Be fast, accurate, clear, cadenced, and full of rhythm and emotion.

If there is no error and the enunciation is clear, the faster the better, the faster the better.

A total of more than 300 dishes, nearly 1000 words.

So although it\'s a basic skill, it\'s really difficult.

Every professional crosstalk actor here has practiced for several years and countless times.

Wang Huan said, "you have practiced for several years, more than ten years, and I... Only practiced for one day!

Then, Wang Huan suddenly pointed to the thirty-one groups of players sitting under the stage to crowd out his fiercest group.

"You, pick one with the strongest basic skills and the best dish name." Wang Huan said coldly, "if I can\'t kill him, I don\'t need you to bang, I\'ll roll down from the stage myself."

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Note: Grandpa, I\'m looking for a recommended ticket again! Thank you for your generosity. I\'m very grateful for the pastry. I bow to you!