It's April Fool's day again. Guo Xu pays close attention to everyone's actions, especially how two cases of Gatorade drinks get into the house. He saw Haslem arrive a little early with a backup insider, move the drinks in, put them on the floor, and go out to carry other things, no one is looking after them.

All the people arrived and finished the warm-up exercise. The three players first came to open the three bottles, and then put them in different positions on the court, on the ground and on the windowsill, so as not to mistake each other's drinks. The three are two defenders and one is a substitute inside.

"Hello, what are you looking at?" Asked coach Billy Donovan.

Donovan is 35 years old. His career is moving. He has a big triangle on his forehead. He looks like a prince of Saiya. He is very deterrent.

His career as a player was not successful. He was selected by Utah Jazz in the 22nd round of the third round in the 1987 NBA draft, and retired after two years in the NBA. In his previous life, Guo Xu had a brilliant coaching career. He taught at the University of Florida for 19 seasons and won two NCAA titles. He became the third head coach of the thunder team.

Guo Xu is too close, finally caused a little doubt, he has no eyebrows, people can not help but want to see.

Guo Xu directly applies Brad Stevens' ideas to himself. "I'm sorry, I'm a basketball fan and a walker fan. I usually pay attention to NCAA. I want to go to a university to volunteer basketball in the future. I want to hear from you that I can learn something about tactics, OK?"

Donovan had no doubt about him. "Then listen, what's the matter with your eyebrows?"

Guo Xu took off his hat and said with a bitter smile, "I have a strange disease, and my hair is losing."

The whole body hair loss, really good pitiful. People around him cast pitiful eyes.

Bonner's brain opened wide and gave a shiver, glancing at his crotch. Poor baby, it's the rhythm of being alone.

They did not want to "this is a spy" direction, because they have never heard of any player in the last four matches who got sick and lost their hair. If there is, it will be unforgettable at first sight. After all, one of the players with red hair can attract the attention.

In the next cycle, Guo Xu got the cleaning job, ate two tofu burgers at noon and took a ride to a drugstore.

Guo Xu came in and asked with a smile, "do you have laxatives? A very strong one. "

The black nurse looked at him suspiciously, not as if he was ill. "What do you want laxatives for?"

Guo Xu sighed: "I am a student of Purdue University. My roommate's intestines are not very good. He hasn't stool for several days. Today, he is very uncomfortable in the dormitory. Let me buy some medicine for him. We are all poor students and have no money to see a doctor in a big hospital, so I need the most powerful laxative. The sooner it works, the better. "

The nurse laughed to show understanding. Medical insurance in the United States is very disgusting. Students really can't afford to see the disease. As long as they call a car and send them to the hospital and do a random examination or something, it will cost more than 2000 dollars to come out. If there is something wrong with the intestines, it is more expensive. Maybe we have to take a film to make sure it is not a serious disease like intestinal obstruction.

"In his case, it's actually the best way to use Caesar." Nurse introduction.

Guo Xu put out his hand: "when he went out, he specially charged me, never Kaiselu. If I brought it back to him, he would jump off the clock tower of the school. Say What the hell is Caesar

Nurse hey hey a smile: "I think you still don't know good."

In fact, Guo Xu knows that Kaiselu, Richardson's family has a Shapi dog. When he was in high school, the dog was very constipated, so the pet hospital opened this thing. Then Richardson went down to enema the dog at the order of his parents. Guo Xu helped press the dog. The picture was so beautiful that he didn't want to have this memory at all.

Guo Xu bought a strong cathartic as he wished, with three small tablets. The nurse said one was ok, and he said it was spare.

According to the nurse, the effect of this medicine is very strong, as long as people take it, no matter how constipation, ten minutes later, the intestinal tract will be cleared.

The medicine must be used with caution, because the patient is not suffering from ordinary diarrhea, but the spectacular scene of "flowing down three thousand feet, suspecting that the Milky way is falling nine days". It is said that someone took this medicine by mistake outside and sprayed it in the elevator

If it wasn't for Guo Xuchang's handsome and just at first sight, the nurse would not sell him.

To be on the safe side, the nurse asked: "today is April Fool's day, I have to ask, you don't take this prank? It's a crime to give it to normal people. "

"Miss, where do you want to go? Do I look like a criminal? If it's a prank, I want to take a crutch, put on sunglasses and pretend to be blind, and then I'll bump into the beautiful woman that I like Guo Xu said with a smile.

The nurse imagined it, put her hands together and exclaimed, "it sounds so romantic."

Romantic paw. Handsome men do this, girls may like it, if an ugly man do this, 100% is playing rogue, will be beaten false blind into real blind.

After the haircut, Guo Xu went to the stadium. After Haslem put down a box of drinks, he unscrewed the three bottles of Gatorade that would be taken away first by memory, put the tablets in quickly, and then screwed on the lid, and there was no flaw.After all this, Guo Xu left the stadium for a while. When all the others arrived, he came late with a mop. He didn't talk to people and tried to avoid the butterfly effect.

As before, the players warmed up, listened to the tactics, and prepared to fight in groups. The three players also picked up three bottles of drinks. Guo Xu talked with Donovan and said that he wanted to be a basketball volunteer.

After only five minutes of the match, today's main play was staged. The players who got the first three bottles of drinks said that they felt sick in their stomachs and were anxious to find the toilet.

Donovan lost his temper when he saw that there were few players who could play in the team: "I told you again and again not to eat messy food. What did you eat for dinner?"

"Nothing, just fast food." Mike Miller replied.

A black player interjected: "is it because there is a dish that is not fresh at noon? We went together. Most of them are OK

Other people have also expressed their opinions. No one thinks about the beverage, because seven people have already drunk the drink, or they brought it by themselves. Who would have thought that someone would add ingredients to the drink? It seems illogical to add only three bottles. If they are harmed, everyone can be fed.

There are only nine players who can play in the group, which is embarrassing. The coaches are too old to play with the boys. It is more reliable for Donovan to play in person. After all, he has played in the NBA point guard.

But Donovan had to watch the training effect on the sidelines. He thought about it and said to a white youth about 1.8 meters in his twenties: "Tony, can you go up and play for a while?"

"Ah? I'll do it? " Tony pointed to himself with a wry smile, obviously not confident.

He is a unpaid volunteer of the team. He usually studies videos and does logistics work. He has no muscle. His defense is poor and his attack is amateur.

Donovan of course also knew that Tony was not good at training, but there was no better way.

At this time, Guo Xu opened his mouth

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