I am Kaka

Chapter 366: I used to believe in science



"The faces of the two coaches are not pretty. They just participated in the UEFA Champions League quarter-final draw in Nyon, Switzerland yesterday. They should have not been able to get a good rest. Of course, Wenger\'s face looks even worse. Some, the reason must be known to everyone."

"As early as December 8 when the UEFA Champions League produced the top-16, the William Hill betting company opened the Champions League odds for the top-16. The biggest favorite in the first place is Barcelona, ​​which ranks second. It is Chelsea in the Premier League, and Inter Milan is ranked third. The three teams happen to have the three most popular candidates for world football players this year..."

"Two days later is the award ceremony of the World Footballer. Other leagues are preparing to enter the holidays. You can easily go to the FIFA headquarters to participate in the ceremony, but the Premier League is in full swing. Fortunately, the next round of league football is in full swing. For nine full days, Kaka’s time was not so rushed, and he has been fully rested during this period of time. I believe this game will definitely be in the best condition.

"We saw a group of special spectators appearing on the sidelines. They came from Russia. There were not only the head coaches of the 15 Russian clubs, but also the acting coaches of the Russian national football team. They belonged to Chelsea owner Abramovich. Guests, come to Chelsea to learn the experience of team training and management.

This event was jointly organized by the Russian Football Association and the Russian National Football Academy Foundation. According to the Deputy Chairman of the Russian National Football Academy Foundation Alexander Edelstein, learning from the Chelsea team is a required course for Russia’s top football coaches and lasts for 5 days. After the inspection, they will also participate in the examination organized by the Russian Football Association. Only after passing the examination can they be qualified to continue coaching in the Russian Champions League club.

When Abramovich invested in Chelsea, everyone said that this was just a game played by the rich Russians when they were bored. Maybe they would get bored in a few days, but from the current point of view, Mr. Roman really regards football as an important business. This should be the best New Year gift for Chelsea fans. "

   "Let\'s take a look at the starting lineups of both sides.

   Arsenal played 4-4-2.

   Goalkeeper: 1- Lehman;

   Defenders: 28-Touré, 20-Senderos, 23-Campbell, 12-Lauren;

   Midfielder: 8-Ljungberg, 15-Fàbregas, 16-Flamini, 13-Hleb;

   Forwards: 10-Borgkamp, ​​14-Henry.

  The most unexpected thing on this list is Bergkamp. We rarely see the Dutchman\'s name in Arsenal\'s starting lineup. He should be playing the shadow forward position..."

"Chelsea played 4-3-2-1. This is Ancelotti\'s famous formation, but he has rarely seen him use this formation at Chelsea. Is it because Christmas is approaching and the Chelsea coach wants to use the Christmas tree formation? Surprise the fans?

   Goalkeeper: 1- Cech;

   Defenders: 2- Maicon, 4- Lucio, 13- Gallas, 6- Grosso;

   Midfielder: 4-Makelele, 5-Falcao, 20-Essien;

   Front waist: 10-Kaka, 8-Sneider;

   Forward: 9-Torres.

   The average age of their front court trident is only 21 years old. This is definitely the youngest offensive combination in the entire Premier League. I don\'t know what they can do against Arsenal\'s old defense line. "

"Terry takes a rotation, Figo is injured, Chelsea’s captain is Kaka, this is the second time he has worn Chelsea’s captain’s armband, the last time he wore an armband, he used an unbelievable one at Old Trafford. The corner kick directly scored to help the team secure the victory. I don’t know if he can continue that magical play in this game."

   Kaka and Henry came to the referee, and the referee tossed the coin high and then held it down.

It is said to be a coin, but in fact, the referee’s hand is not an ordinary steel pin, but a special coin made by the Football Association. To be precise, it should be called a side picker. It is slightly larger than a one-yuan coin. One side is a football pattern and the other side is a coin. Trophy pattern.

The visiting team usually guesses when picking the side. If you guess it right, you can choose to pick the side or kick-off first, but everyone knows that when guessing the side, the players on both sides have already stood on each side and half of the game, so unless it is intentionally disgusting , Or because the offensive direction is facing the sun, etc., otherwise it is rare to change sides after guessing.

   The trophy pattern is facing upwards. Kaka guessed it right. Of course, he could not deliberately disgusting people to let everyone change their positions and chose to kick-off first.

   The traditional kick-off routine, Torres passed the ball back to Sneijder, Sneijder went all the way back, and finally the football came to Lucio\'s feet.

   The name of Lu Qiang had already been passed in the Premier League, so Henry, who rushed into the penalty area, immediately ran towards Lucio, without stopping because Lucio made a pass.

   Lucio\'s pass was indeed fake, but he still protected the ball in the face of Henry\'s push, and he couldn\'t pass the ball back to Cech with a gloomy pass.

   Cech split the ball and Maicon took the ball.

   got, the same kind of goods.

   Maicon also brought the ball behind and pulled with Arsenal\'s midfielder. Ancelotti couldn\'t help but scolded him before passing the ball.

   Sneijder took the ball to find Kaka.

   Kaka stopped and flashed past Ljungberg, but before he could pick it up, Flamini suddenly rushed to the side and kicked the ball cleanly to Fabregas.

   When facing Kaka, few people can successfully defend so easily. The home fans all applauded Flamini.

   That scene was almost like they scored.

   Russia’s confederation team looked dumbfounded, and didn’t know what a simple defensive success was. Arsenal were so happy.

   Kaka also smiled, patted Flamini on the shoulder, and retreated to his own half.

   Flamini touched his patted shoulder, wondering if Wei Mao was a little excited.

   I didn’t think it was a subconscious action when I was defending, but after hearing the applause of the fans, I suddenly felt like I had done something extraordinary.

   He didn\'t know that this simple defense was indeed the pinnacle of his life, and would be played back again and again in the future, but what everyone cares about is not his successful defense, but the moment Kaka smiled and slapped him on the shoulder.

  Of course, Flamini\'s life peak was just that, when Makelele cut Fabregas\'s ball and passed it to Kaka, Flamini\'s nightmare began.

   "Kaka took the ball again, Flamini came up, this time I can still... this, a little embarrassed."

   Kaka turned into an ankle terminator, and the continuous change of direction from left to right swayed Flamini.

   This kind of magnanimity is quite magnanimous, but it is also not soft in revenge, and even Toure, who came up to defend later, was affected and insulted by Kaka with a crotch.

   Kaka passed the ball to Sneijder after passing Toure.

   Shinai didn\'t know which muscle was cramping, she wanted to learn Kaka\'s to wear the crotch, and pushed the ball under Campbell\'s crotch, but she was caught upright.

   The home fans naturally did not let go of this opportunity to laugh at their opponents, and the sky booed immediately.

   Sneijder scratched his head awkwardly, and shrugged at Kaka embarrassedly.

   Kaka chuckled and said, "It\'s okay, just move faster."

   Sneijder didn\'t dare to excel afterwards, but the ball was indeed much faster.

In the eleventh minute of the game, when the two sides were attacking and defending each other and playing inextricably, he suddenly had a brilliant stroke in the middle circle, and a quick and accurate pass directly penetrated the defense of the two Arsenal players and came to the penalty area. The first fifteen meters.

   Kaka flung Toure away, chased behind the football, and volleyed outside without hesitation.

   This volley belongs to the third of Xia Ji\'s eight shots: it feels right.

   The football drew a crescent-like arc in the bewildering gaze of the fans and flew into the upper left corner of the goal.

   Lehman made no response.

   Martin Taylor, a leading British commentator, was explaining the game, but it took him two seconds to remember to comment on Kaka’s goal.

"Forgive me, I also believed in science, but Kaka used shots to challenge my knowledge of physics again and again, and he succeeded in the challenge every time. This Brazilian is no longer in the mortal world. His football belongs to the scope of theology. , Only the Bible can explain his football."

   "GOAL! Kaka scored another fairy ball! This shot is simply a copy of Robert Carlos\'s free kick in the Four Nations Invitational. It has violated the laws of physics and no one can predict its trajectory."

"According to the statistics, it is 31 meters from the goal and the ball speed is 120 kilometers per hour. But if you see the birth of this goal with your own eyes, all the numbers will become meaningless, because the numbers cannot explain the beauty and beauty of art. great."

   Kaka ran to the sidelines, clenched fists with both hands, bowed his head, kneeled and glided.

   The live broadcast shot immediately aimed at Henry, who was reluctantly sighing with his hands on his hips.

   There are many kinds of kneeling gliding. Kaka\'s gesture and expression are full of Henry\'s version of gliding.

Torres ran from behind and glided on his knees to keep up, but he quickly stood up, ran to Kaka, holding his head in both hands, shaking constantly, "What did you do? How did you play like this The shot? Didn’t we try it? You can’t get a shot like this."

   Kaka shook his head and got rid of his claws, then stretched out his hand to beckon him to pull himself up, "But it just appeared, didn\'t it?"

   "Yes, it appeared, but we don\'t know how it appeared."

   Sneijder jumped from behind to Kaka’s back, and shook his shoulders in the back. "This is the easiest assist I\'ve got since I became a player."

"No, this assist is amazing," Torres yelled before Kaka could reply. "But you passed the wrong person, Wesley, I am the striker. I will remember to pass the ball to my feet in the future. , I promise, you will become the assist king."

   "But you can never shoot the ball like just now, Fernando."

   "Trust me, man, even Kaka can\'t shoot that kind of ball."

   "But this is not the first time he has scored such a goal..." Sneijder retorted, "He has scored even if the arc is more exaggerated. How can this be explained?"

   Kaka shrugged, "I just kick the ball out, and God decides the rest."

   "...Is God your father, Kaka?"

   "No, Ibrahimovic always said that he is God, I don\'t want to be his son."

  ……

   Henry took the ball kicked from the backcourt and set it up in the middle circle. Bergkamp also entered the middle circle and stood beside him waiting for the serve. But looking at Chelsea like that, this celebration will be over for a while.

   Bergkamp looked at Kaka who was hugged by his teammates, and asked Henry: "I heard that Kaka specially hired two technical coaches. Is it true?"

   "There are three now," Henry said, "He has a professional team under him, with talents in all fields, and his weekly salary is almost used on these people."

   "Are you kidding?" Bergkamp said in amazement, "I remember his weekly salary of 170,000 pounds."

Henry touched his bald head and said: "I was talking a bit exaggerated, but as long as you have seen his coaches and the facilities and equipment in his house, you will know that the cost is definitely not small. Of course, from the effect point of view , Everything is worth it."

   "So his success includes money in addition to talent and hard work?"

"But his money is also obtained through talent and hard work, Dennis, I knew it a long time ago. We are not comparable to Kaka. I have never seen someone like him, do you know? He can even use it. Talking with Chinese hosts in Chinese, as long as you have been in contact, you will know that it is simply not something humans can do."

The Chelsea team finally returned to their place slowly before the exchange between the two and the Java country, and the game continued ~www.novelhall.com~ He kept saying that Henry, who couldn\'t compete with Kaka, obviously still wanted to compare with Kaka. When the football came to his feet, he immediately took a long shot from a position similar to Kaka\'s previous shot.

   The football did not draw an arc against the sky, but it was of good quality. It flew to the left side of the goal through Gallas’s ear, but Cech was very focused and hit the ball with a single punch.

   Grosso hurried up and made a relief.

   The football fell in the midfield and was passed to Falcao by Essien after a fight.

   Falcao found Sneijder with a long pass from the backfield.

   Sneijder didn\'t know if he believed Torres\'s remarks about becoming the assist king, so he gave Tuoni a pass directly.

   The football was obviously rolling on the turf, but it also drew an arc, bypassing Senderos and coming to the goal.

   Torres plunged like a bolt of lightning and stabbed the goal.

   But before the Chelsea people had time to celebrate, the Arsenal defender\'s hand and the linesman\'s flag were raised together.

"Sneijder\'s pass is beautiful. The Dutch midfielder\'s progress is almost as fast as light. Unfortunately, Torres is offside first. He was on the same line as Campbell, but the moment Sneijder passed the ball. , Campbell obviously took a step back..."

   "Arsenal serve and the game continues."

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