"I'm a spicy chicken. I love to go to the Red Light District. I went to a dozen times, and I'm bad JJ!"

When Zeng Ke returned to the 202 dormitory in depression, before he entered the door, he heard such a sloppy song coming from the door.

Needless to say, Zeng Ke also knows that Zhen Beibi's guy is moaning without disease.

Like many ordinary schools in China, the dormitory of football schools is also shared by many people. However, once he lived in this dormitory, he and Zhen Beibi are the only people living now.

In fact, in the earliest days, this dormitory was occupied by four people. In addition to Zeng Ke and Zhen Beibi, there were two housemates, one was Hao Dazhuang and the other was Ding Xiang.

Hao Dazhuang is as his name. Although he is the youngest of the four in the dormitory, only 16 years old, he didn't know if he had eaten too much hormone-added food since he was a child. At 1 meter 9 heads, the whole muscles make people feel panic.

Such a block is actually very suitable to become a boxer or weightlifter, but he wants to learn football. It is said that his father is a hardcore football fan, and he is very talented for himself but he failed to serve China. It is often regrettable that the football cause contributes its own strength, so in order to make up for this regret, Father Hao sent his son to the football school, intending to let his seed to fulfill his unfinished dream.

As soon as Hao Dazhuang came to the football school, he was favored by many coaches, and he was placed in the center position. Such a big man, not in the penalty zone for rain or rain, is just for talent. Extremely wasteful.

However, it turns out that Hao Dazhuang has almost no brain except for his muscularity. The coaches let him act as a bridgehead, and he has really become a qualified bridgehead. He will still not move. Except for modeling in the restricted area, Nothing.

In the end, no matter how to teach, there was no change. Hao Dazhuang, who was determined to have no football cells, was "dismissed" after only six months in a football school-not considered dismissal. A track and field sports coach liked Hao Dazhuang. He took him to the track and field to throw the shot, which is also considered to be "useful." It is said that it is developing well now, and Hao Dazhuang has become the absolute ace player of that team.

Of course, Mr. Hao resolutely disagreed with his son's "changing career" at the beginning, but under the premise that the track and field coach guaranteed that he could make a lot of money by throwing the ball, Dad Hao eventually gave away his son. An example of reality defeating dreams.

Therefore, only Zeng Ke and Zhen Beibi were left in this four-person dormitory. In addition, the school was in a situation of dissatisfaction with enrollment all year round. There were many empty rooms and no new students moved in.

Speaking of the last roommate who has achieved great results, he must be lamented that the 202 dormitory is an absolute "feng shui treasure" and made some outstanding "talents" (excellent works). It goes without saying that the infamous melee king of football school, Hao Dazhuang , The kicker became a shot putter, and Ding Xiang, a man was more feminine and temperament, and finally started a showy business.

The last Zhen Beibi is obviously not an ordinary person, and his characteristics are two words: 猥 ..

Anomalous ... Sorry!

There are examples to prove it.

When the 202 dormitory was still the "Big Four King Kong", Zhen Beibi repeatedly showed her peculiar qualities. Once, Zeng Ke and Hao Dazhuang returned to the dormitory and saw Zhen Beibi making a phone call while playing with the radio.

An ad for a shampoo is being broadcast on the radio, while Zhen Beibi is calling the hotline to make fun of the host.

The host said, "Hello, listener, you are calling a toll-free hotline right now. Excuse me, are you a user of the XXX brand shampoo?

Zhen Beibi: "Yeah, I recently forked!"

Moderator: "It doesn't matter, as long as you stick to the XXX brand shampoo, the fork will disappear!"

Zhen Beibi: "I'm the little JJ who forked. Does it persist?"

The host was silent for a long time, and then said, "Then you cut off an egg and rub some iodine!" After speaking, the host shifted the topic, "Well, this listener you can hang up the phone, the advertising time has already passed "It's over, now it's a talk show" rule of law show. "

Zhen Beibi quickly said again: "Ah, wait, I just have a question, I need to reflect!"

Moderator: "Hello everyone, now it is a" talking "rule of law show. Excuse me, what questions do you have to reflect on this audience?"

Zhen Beibi: "Someone urged me to harm myself. He asked me to cut off JJ!"

The host was silent for a while and said, "Have you cut it?"

"not yet."

Moderator: "The instigator has not formed the criminal facts. When you cut it off, we can catch him. Do you understand? Is there any problem?"

"No more."

"Now that there is no problem, we have to invite the next audience."

"Ah, wait!"

The host is about to collapse: "What's wrong?"

"I've cut JJ off!"

"..." Host: "You mother!"

At that time, Zeng Ke and others were shocked to Zhen Beibi as a celestial being, and the worship was endless like a tide. In school, Zeng Ke and Zhen Beibi have the closest relationship. The former is a mixed-world demon king, the latter is awkward and full of bad water. The cooperation between the two is a perfect match, and they are invincible. His name is even louder than the former.

Sure enough, after Zeng Ke pushed open the door and walked in, Zhen Beibi was humming her own adapted song, while standing in front of the mirror, and arranging her hairstyle like a dog.

"Brother Zeng, you're back. I heard that you are in the limelight again on the training ground today, and you are still angry with Coach Daniel, ha, are you happy?"

Today, Zhen Beibi did not participate in the training. I found a stomachache and I did n't know where to hide. For football, Zhen Beibi was really unconcerned. Judging from his usual manners, his family is not lacking. The master of money, in his words, his father just wanted him to find a place where someone could take care of it. As long as he grew up in peace, it did n't matter if he did n't learn anything. After all, he would inherit the family 's property in the future. .

Because of Zhang Daniu's rejection, Zeng Ke's interest was not high, and he was surprised to glance at Zhen Beibi. This guy is usually a dead house. He can be lazy when training can be lazy. Go out. Today, the sun came out to the west. I wore it neatly, and my hair was meticulously combed. It looked wet and obviously had a lot of hair spray applied.

But it was only slightly surprised. Zeng Ke nodded, lay directly on the bed, and covered his head with a quilt.

It took three years to finally open the system successfully. This was originally a matter of joy and congratulations, but the "unreliable" of the system, coupled with the desire to change positions but not available, how much has Zeng Ke heart Some depressed, blindfolded and thinking, what method can be used to change the nature of work from janitor to open door.

"Zeng brother, look at my brand new Nike, how about it? And my hair, will it be very hairy when combed like this? By the way, are you saying that thirty-seven is good, or is it good? And, Do you say the hair is to the left or to the right? And there is ... "

Zhen Beibi sat in front of the bed, opened Zeng Ke's quilt, and performed a self-representation. He once scolded "There is your sister!", And then directly commented, "You can dress like a dog again. In this way, you still can't hide your thick puppet .. Zo heart! "

Zhen Beibi was hit hard at once, and also saw that Zeng Ke's mood didn't seem to be good. He mumbled and went back to the mirror, playing with his hair.

"Yes, Brother Zeng, have you heard of it? . Didn't you say there will be scouts from Germany to inspect it? It is said that we will come to our school this morning."

Zhen Beibi chats casually, in return is a sentence that Zeng Kesheng sighed with sigh of anger, "Come here when you come. What's the matter with us?"

"You can't say that. The 202 of us are all young and handsome. The entire school can't find a better player than us. Unfortunately, Da Zhuang and the pseudo-mother have left, otherwise we will be the 'Big Four King Kong' ..."

Before he finished talking about himself, he heard Zeng Ke's sneer, and Bei Beibi laughed a little, and he couldn't make it up. What kind of "Big Four King Kong" is, and it is a level in school, no one knows better than themselves. Moreover, two of them are not passionate about football, they just come to pass the time, one is there Heart, not that ability.

At their level, even if they have the opportunity to go abroad, their turn will not be their turn.

"Of course, we do n't have that interest in playing abroad, but ..." Zhen Beibi's mouth rose slightly, his iconic sloppy smile appeared on his face. "... when I was swinging outside today But, I saw, there is a big blond girl in our school, that ass, that figure ... Well, this must be someone from Germany, ha, I'm not interested in playing football, but what about picking up girls ... like this I don't want to let go of the best! "

"So you're dressed like a dog and your hair is combed like a ghost?"

Zeng Ke chuckled a laugh, and waited for Zhen Beibi to refute his words, waving his head and waving his hand, "It's your job to want to fire a gun, don't talk to me, feel bad, sleep!"

Zhen Beibi poked her mouth, turned her head, fiddled with his "three-seven minutes" in the mirror, and sang, "... you don't understand my heart ..."