Conquer the World

Chapter 1



PS: the fierce cold wind of the new book comes from the north. After wiping the land with snow foam, it rolls up a lot of withered and yellow weeds in the sky. The depressed scenery is also a scenery. If those coquettish poets in the imperial capital see such a scene, they are afraid they will make some words that people will never understand.

The lanterns in the imperial capital are the object of their chanting, and the Yangtze River, the largest river in the Empire, is also the object of their chanting. Of course, the pink shepherds in the half moon building in the imperial capital are also the object of their chanting, but it is undeniable that most girls in the half moon building can\'t afford to chant.

The battlefield and fighting are always good themes for poets to sigh.

Just after the new year, the weather is still too cold to handle, especially in the northwest border of the Empire, where birds don\'t shit. It\'s no exaggeration to say that if there is something wrong with the prostate, the gurgling urine can be frozen to the useless thing.

Dozens of corpses were lying outside the small forest. Because the weather was too cold, the people who died were as cold as stones. In the setting sun, the blood on those corpses turned into ice and reflected a strange color, just like the wine rich in western regions. It was almost that color through the exquisite crystal cup.

The boots broke the ice formed by blood coagulation and made a clicking sound.

A side army in dark blue imperial black leather armor was walking up to the bodies, wiping off the two popsicles hanging from under his nose and said slightly proudly: "Beheading level 43 and taking back the looted property is not a big credit, not a small one. At least, I, the vice captain accompanying Rong, can be promoted to half a level. If I really get promoted to the school captain, I will invite you to tea recruit to drink flower wine."

"The team is bragging again - it\'s forced!"

A border soldier shook his head and said, "even if you take out the five-year pay of the team, it\'s not enough for our 23 brothers to recruit everyone to have a drink in tea."

"There\'s a prescription. Do you still use me to pay?"

After saying this, Li gangdang, the army, was stunned. Looking back, he thought of something and asked, "where\'s Fang Xie? I haven\'t seen him since the fight just now!"

"Is it worth the surprise?"

Fu Baobao, the chief of the frontier army who survived 11 battles between the Empire and foreign enemies, sighed: "I survived 11 battles. This kind of thing is like a smellless fart in front of Fang Xie. I bet he can still survive 110 wars."

Shi Chang Qiu Xiaoshu smiled and said, "he has a lot of wealth to guard. Naturally, he is afraid of death. You are different. You are single... You haven\'t died in 11 wars. Up to now, you are still a military commander. This is really not a glorious thing."

Fu Baobao said very seriously: "I never deny that I\'m afraid of death, and I\'m proud to be alive... But what about that bastard? He never thinks he\'s afraid of death, but when did he dare to come here to kill a horse thief? I bet that bastard will come out of somewhere with a smile in less than a quarter of an hour, and then say to us with a relaxed face: in order to celebrate another great victory of our border army Great victory, I invite you to go to Yunji dog meat steamed stuffed bun shop for a drink! "

More than twenty border soldiers who were sorting out their equipment and counting the dead bodies nodded almost at the same time.

I think so.

"You are content!"

Qiu Xiaoshu patted him on the shoulder and said, "our food has really improved a lot since we had this guy called Fang Xie in Fangu city. You can\'t deny that none of the 800 border troops and 2000 people in Fangu city don\'t like that guy."

"A person who is greedy for life and afraid of death to the extreme, but everyone likes him. Why?"

Fu Baobao asked with a pout.

"Because..."

Duzheng Li dares to bend down and pull down a gold chain hanging around the head of the horse thief. He huffs and puts it in front of his eyes: "that guy Fang Xie... He can make a fucking profit. The life of fan Gucheng is getting better and better year by year because of his existence. I bet... The imperial forbidden guards are not as well equipped as us! Nor do we eat well!"

At this time, I don\'t know where to drill out a young man with a beautiful face and looks like he was 14 or 15 years old. He wore a suit of ill fitting leather armor, rubbed his hands, came over and said with a smile: "in order to celebrate another great victory of our border army, I invited everyone to Yunji dog meat steamed stuffed bun shop to have a drink?"

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Fan Gucheng

Fan Gucheng\'s side army teeth will be in Li Xiaozong\'s study.

The brazier was burning vigorously, and small ashes rose with the flame from time to time. The temperature in the room was very different from that outside, and people were reluctant to leave.

Li Xiaozong is the highest commander of the 800 elite soldiers of the fangucheng border army. Although he is only a tooth general from the fifth grade, there is no doubt that he has absolute power and position in this fangucheng small city with a length and width of no more than three and a half miles, and even in a huge area with a length and width of more than 200 miles.

He was born in the Li family in Longyou. Although he was only a minor child, he could barely be regarded as a noble. From birth, he had a virtual position of youshixun. From Qipin to Qipin, the poor children may not be able to pursue their position even if they struggle all their life. What people admire most about Li Xiaozong is not his origin, but his talent.

Since he was transferred to fan gubian army three years ago, the area within a 200 mile radius has been much more peaceful than before. In the first year he came, the border troops dispatched 33 times and killed more than 900 thieves. Last year, the border troops dispatched six times and killed more than 200 thieves. This year... To be exact, it has been eight months since the border troops killed the horse thieves last June.

Therefore, Li Xiaozong has a headache. How can we reward more points for less military merit reported? Thinking of this, he couldn\'t help but be stunned, and then had to reflect on when he became so greedy

He only celebrated his 26th birthday last month. He was not only from a noble family, but also said to be an excellent student from the imperial martial arts academy. He was appointed as a tooth General of the border army after graduation. This can also prove that the rumor that he is a coquettish in the martial arts academy... Oh, no, the gossip is true.

It is said that in the Imperial military, the power is not the greatest, but the reputation and status are definitely the largest. President Zhou of the martial arts academy once praised Li Xiaozong in public. Every word and deed can affect the attitude of the Imperial military. President Zhou said, Li Xiaozong, if you haven\'t died because of your bad temper at the age of 30, you are likely to become the youngest governor of the Empire.

It can be seen from this sentence that President Zhou attaches great importance to Li Xiaozong, but President Zhou\'s following sentence may be the focus.

Of course, if nothing happens... You can\'t even live to be 25! An idiot who has studied in the martial arts academy for three years and still can only attack but can\'t defend. The military department plans to transfer you to the border city... I want to mourn for you now!

President Zhou miscalculated, because Li Xiaozong lived in the border town for three years, which was so fucking nourishing.

Whenever Li Xiaozong thought of President Zhou\'s comments, he couldn\'t help laughing.

Realistically speaking, it was really because of an accident that he became not as rampant as before, because there were many things in the world that made him feel too beautiful, and he was reluctant to die.

The accident was a young man named Fang Xie.

"Fang Jue Xiao... You\'re a fucking genius!"

Looking at the young man puckering his butt and baking beside the brazier, Li Xiaozong couldn\'t help but sigh.

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Fang Xie, the word Jue Xiao.

Three years ago, Li Xiaozong was appointed as the frontier army general of fangucheng. He also appeared in this small but famous town. In just one year, he became a celebrity in fan Gucheng. To explain it with the words of Zhengli Gandang of the side army, that is, this guy is too fucking able to make money!

Those who dare to pout their buttocks in Li Xiaozong\'s study to bake the fire, there are many people in the 800 border army in fangucheng, because Li Xiaozong is not a harsh and frightening general, and his study is not as difficult to enter as the boudoir with the only wick that can dance the dance of flowery sleeves in the red tea move. After all, the latter is said to be a yellow flower girl, and he... Stopped talking.

But there must be only one person who dares to pout his ass and bake the fire in Li Xiaozong\'s study.

The ass is steaming and floating white.

"Did you pee?"

Li Xiaozong looked at Fang Xie and asked seriously.

"If there is no urine Sao taste, it must not be urine!"

Fang Xie, with beautiful eyes and clean and bright appearance, seriously replied: "Li Gan, when they kill horse thieves, you don\'t know how strong the wind is. In order not to be frozen to death, I had to dig a snow cave and hide it. This is the best way to preserve my physical strength and ensure my body temperature, but it is undeniable that it will be wet after sitting for a long time..."

Feeling that his ass was finally warm, Fang Xie took out a pile of square paper from his arms and handed it to Li Xiaozong: "last month\'s harvest was not too brilliant, but it was less than 10% more than last month."

"That\'s thousands of liang of white silver!"

Li Xiaozong exclaimed, "Fang Xie, did God send you down to benefit fangucheng?"

Fang Xie tidied up his clothes, and then replied very seriously but also very well: "I was sent by God to benefit all mankind..."

"Why is God willing to let you down? If you stay in heaven, how much more money do you have to help him earn?"

Li Xiaozong looked at the silver note in his hand and sighed.

"If the general has nothing to do, I\'d better go back to Jinyuan square first. Tomorrow is the day of the market, so I have to prepare more or less."

Fang Xie looked back, determined that there was no smoke on his ass and was ready to leave.

"If you don\'t go back to bed, I\'ll throw this pile of silver tickets into the brazier and burn it."

Li Xiaozong gave him a white look and said.

"For the silver... I have to sleep."

Fang Xie said with some embarrassment.

"Go on, I know you must have promised to invite Li Gan to be their dog meat hotpot. Remember not to drink too much wine. If I\'m caught by the law enforcement team, I can\'t bend the law for personal gain."

"Don\'t worry, general."

As Fang Xie walked outside the door, he said, "it\'s not once or twice to eat meat and drink with the people of the law enforcement team. Last time, a law enforcement team was pretending to catch me. When two pots of old wine went down, he began to talk to me about brothers. You know, people who eat people always have a short mouth and those who take people always have a soft hand."

"It seems necessary to replace the law enforcement team with a group of people..."

Li Xiaozong sighed and said, then shook his head: "unless I change myself, you will always be the most special one in Fangu city. Go back to bed and I\'m upset to see you!"

"Here!"

Fang Xie gave a military salute, then turned and walked out of the study. After going out for three or four steps, I suddenly heard Li Xiaozong\'s voice floating faintly from behind: "Fang Jue Xiao, did you fart?"

Fang Xie was shocked and said in his heart how did the silent general find out?

He looked back and asked in surprise, "general, your skills have improved again?"

Li Xiaozong shook his head and said seriously, "I... see."

Fang Xie was stunned, then looked up to the sky and sighed: "fan Gucheng is good everywhere, but it\'s too fucking cold! You can see it when you fart..."