"Master, I want to quit my job!"

"Master, after listening to your lecture, I feel like I'm in a hurry! I'll sell the company and start a business with you, OK? I don't want shares. I just want a chance to learn. "

"Master! Although, although I have not graduated, but I do not want to read, I want to follow you around! As you said, don't deceive me in 30 years of Hedong and 30 years of Hexi. "

"Ah?! Master, don't go, master

Hao Yun did not leave.

Because walking is impossible to go out, we have to run.

After leaving hall 12, he almost sprinted 100 meters into the crowd and left the scene of chaos.

Fortunately, not long after he finished the college entrance examination, if he had been paralyzed in the dormitory bed for several months, he would not be able to go out today.

Noticed the scene of the commotion, the director of the talent office rushed to.

A grasp of the staff responsible for the order of the scene, he spit stars flying roar.

"What's going on here? Why are so many people here! Didn't I say that the roadshow time limit in hall 12 is 15 minutes? What a long time! What do you want the enterprises behind to do? "

The staff sighed, "maybe... Because he said it so well."

holy crap

Good talk?

Did not expect that this small civil servant also dare to talk back, the director was stunned, instantly choked red face, angry roar.

"Are you crazy? Look what the scene is like now? Do you want to do it or not? "

"Why? Ha ha, working for you? " With a cold smile, the staff handed over the stopwatch and work card in their hands. "This is the end of life at a glance, but it doesn't matter."

Director:

The HR of rice group is also whispering.

"Is this guy here to make a mess?"

"Yes, it's a mess."

"But there is a saying that this guy is very good at speaking, which makes me want to quit and start a business. Zhente Niang is a talent."

"Yes, yes."

The order of the scene was in a mess, so that the roadshows of several venues around could not go on. People are basically surrounded by hall 12, so that even the afternoon meeting of Longwei group is not full of half people.

The flyers of Yunmeng group left on the platform were robbed in an instant.

Under the crowd, people almost didn't fight.

A few HR who were sent by big enterprises to see what was going on couldn't help hiding two leaflets on them and preparing to print a resume for a while to take a chance.

Although reason tells them that this enterprise is unreliable.

But the premise of rational thinking is that there must be reason.

I don't know what he did to the audience in that roadshow.

After fighting this kind of chicken blood, the vast majority of people have gone to the top, only a small number of determined people have remained rational.

As a result, few people listened to the following roadshows in the afternoon of the whole school recruitment meeting, and even less seriously talked about them. Even some small bosses of start-ups simply dropped the microphone and went home.

Job fair?

ha-ha!

I'm the chairman of the Fortune 500. What kind of bike do you want?

If an enterprise wants to be big, it has to recruit top 10 graduates. Only by making them work for me, can it create more positive energy!

Those who haven't found a job are even better.

Working?

ha-ha!

You are the chosen son. What tripartite agreement do you want? What labor contract do you want!

The boss of Yunmeng group said that it's impossible to work. If you want to change your destiny and cross the class, you can only start a business. Even if you don't start a business, you have to find a job with entrepreneurial thinking to follow those entrepreneurs who really have a dream, a future and a future.

And those greasy middle-aged people who brag with beer bellies and only know how to work as PUA

Let me waste my youth to work for you?

I'm going to drink fatty liver!

tui！

Looking at the restless roadshow area behind him, Hao Yun tragically finds that his cattle criticism seems to have blown too much.

What's more, under the influence of the incentive gems, these sand sculptures really believe it!?

Do wool!

I'm going to graduate. Don't you have your own opinion?!

Hao Yun, who didn't dare to go back to his booth for fear of trouble, directly left the mess surrounded by the masses and slipped out of the talent center through the back door.

Panting for breath, he sat on the Internet car back to school, thinking about the job fair that was ruined. He had a look of lovelessness.

If it wasn't for his car, he would have given the door two punches.

Do evil!

As if aware of Hao Yun's mood, the driver looked at him and asked with a smile.

"Man? Lovelorn? "

Hao Yun replied feebly.

"No... if only it was lovelorn."

"Ha ha, if you want to open up, you can find a job anytime," said the driver, squeezing his eyebrows. "Why don't I take you to a place to be happy?"

Hao Yun answered with a straight face.

"... no, thank you. Just send me to Jiangda."

Just go back to school so early and do something?

Or

Go to the library for a while?

After hesitating for a long time between going directly to the dormitory and going to the library, Hao Yun finally chose the latter.

……

At eight in the evening.

Hao Yun, who watched programming and advanced mathematics in the library for a while, and taught himself music theory for a while, finally went back to his bedroom yawning.

As soon as he opened the door, before he opened the stool and sat down, Zhou Xuan, a little fat man who came to visit, seemed to have found a treasure and was surprised to catch him.

"Wocao, Brother Yun, what did you do this afternoon?"

As soon as you hear that Brother Yun has become Brother Yun, you will know that something you don't know has happened.

Hao Yun was slightly stunned and nervously looked at his reply.

"Got a part-time job... What's the matter?"

Zhou Xuan said excitedly, "is the part-time job you are looking for called Yunmeng group?"

Hao Yun:

"Ha ha ha, I'll show you a baby. It's so funny!"

Said, Zhou xuanqiang holding a smile, opened the mobile phone station B, turned to the just collected video, involuntarily stuffed in front of Hao Yun.

Looking impatiently at his mobile phone, Hao Yungang wants to go away.

However, in this instant, seeing the content of the video, his whole face turned green.

what the fuck?

Isn't this... The job fair at 2 p.m?!

Although it's just a small clip, less than 10 minutes in length, and the quality of the picture is as bad as a small movie, for acquaintances, they can recognize who is standing on the stage at a glance.

"Ha ha ha! No, don't let me see this video! Ha ha ha ha ha, I can't do it

Zheng Xueqian's head was pounding on the table, his shoulder was twitching, and he couldn't say a complete word. In the whole 401, he has the lowest smile and the least taste.

Zhou Xuan to OK, laugh a little bit higher, but it also seems to hold very hard.

"No, Brother Yun, I blame you wrong. I always thought you were a serious person, but I didn't expect..."

Hao Yun stares at Zhou Xuan with a black face.

"What didn't you expect? Don't you laugh to death? I didn't see you die

"Cough, isn't that a little less... How much did they give you? Let you sell your soul. "

"One hundred yuan," Hao Yun rolled his eyes and angrily pushed aside his mobile phone, "and then asked about suicide."

"A hundred dollars is quite a lot..." Zhou Xuan nodded with a smile and continued to say, "well, I'll give you 200 yuan. Can I record a piece of HD material?"

"Go away!"

Damn it!

Two hundred people want to buy your soul!

you must be dreaming!

Feel Hao Yun seems to be really angry, little fat Zhou Xuan immediately roll, Zheng Xueqian is not very funny, so presumptuous, instead of using a pillow to cover his head twitch.

Hao Yun, who is not in a beautiful mood, is too lazy to pay attention to him. He takes a soap washbasin towel and goes to the bathroom. After a while, the sound of water comes out.

Looking at the sand sculpture roommates, Liang Ziyuan shook his head as usual, sighed shallowly, and sighed the unexplained boredom.

People.

Why should we care about the criticism and ridicule of others?

Can't you be yourself?

With his forefinger plucking the strings, he sang the song of "removing the grind and killing the donkey" like no one else