Conquer the World
Chapter 19
(for collection)
Fan Gucheng\'s west gate was in a mess. Mu DA and screen two, who were originally very strong, didn\'t even have a chance to fart in front of the more powerful landlady. From the beginning to the end, the two six grade experts were like cloth dolls abused by children. One was stuffed into the city wall and the other was stripped into blood corpses.
It\'s not easy to put a living man into the hard wall. At least it\'s much harder than putting a round eggplant into the fart - eye. You know, just a few decades ago, 40000 troops of the Mongol Yuan Empire attacked, and hundreds of stone throwing vehicles bombed indiscriminately, but they did not collapse the wall of fangucheng. The landlady forcibly stuffed a person into the city wall. No matter who saw it, it was a feat that could not be copied.
Later, when Li Xiaozong sent for the body to be pulled out, the soldier who was responsible for doing this thing scolded the mother of a time, and finally shovelled the corpse in the wall with a shovel. Then I dug a pit and buried it, and sprinkled a bubble of Sao yellow urine on it.
Fang Xie knew that the old lame of red tea was an expert, but he never thought that the lame was very high, because he firmly believed that Mu Xiaoyao could perceive any expert. Since Mu Xiaoyao didn\'t say that the old lame was worth guarding against in the past three years, he was certainly not as strong as Mu Xiaoyao and big dog.
But tonight, he finally knows that what he believes in is sometimes ridiculous.
The world is so big that Fang Xie knows that he can\'t go to the end of his life. Fan Gucheng is too small. It is no more than three and a half miles long and no more than three miles wide.
But it is the small border town in the big world that hides so many abnormal experts. The most conservative estimate is that the landlady also has the strength of seven or even eight. Fang Xie really can\'t understand why the boss\'s wife has so much energy in her petite body. Killing two six products looks easier than killing two chickens.
And the old cripple, who has the demeanor of an expert in the world. Wearing a fur coat, there is always a wine hoist that looks like two heads connected to the waist. It contains the worst baijiu. When he sees him, he will feel that the red sleeve trick has been reduced by more than one grade because of what he has.
What should an expert outside the world be like?
Not all should be white. Even if they don\'t look popular, they should look pleasing to the eye. Hold a long sword like autumn water in your hand, shake a sword flower and say that the evil doer is not coming out soon! It\'s easy to subdue demons and demons, then step on the flying sword and say go, and you\'ll disappear without a trace.
Even those who are bold and uninhibited should at least have style. The old cripple always looks like he can be put down in a gust of wind. Except for his bones, there is only the tympanic membrane. Looking at that obscene and ugly face, it seems that he had attempted rape when he was young.
subversion
Completely subverted Fang Xie\'s outlook on life, values and love. Is this the legendary three views of destruction?
He stood up hard. Fang Xie really wanted to say a word to the old lame man. Didn\'t you find that I have strange bones and am the seedling of a peerless expert among thousands? But he was worried that an expert like the old cripple could blow himself out if he farted. It would be wrong if he looked like the two unlucky bastards inlaid into the city wall by the landlady.
In the big talk journey to the west, Monkey King broke up a group of demons with a fart. Fang Xie knows himself clearly. His ability now can\'t compare with those demons that were broken up by a fart.
"Are you with me or not!"
The old cripple was slightly angry, looked at Mu Xiaoyao and said seriously: "Although I\'ve been looking for an apprentice all my life to find you, it doesn\'t mean I have to be humble. Please. Although I\'ve been honest in the Jianghu these years, stamping my foot can scare many people to death. If you hesitate again, I\'ll leave immediately and I\'ll never see you. If I count to five and you don\'t promise, it\'s useless even if I kneel down and beg me later 。”
"One!"
"Promise, promise!"
Fang Xie ran over and said with a smile, "how can you refuse such a good thing? She\'s just scared silly. I\'ll tell you that she\'s lame... Grandpa, she\'s my follower. What I say is more effective than what she says. From now on, she\'s your apprentice. I\'ll decide."
"Can you decide?"
Asked the old cripple.
Fang Xie nodded and said, "natural energy."
"That\'s good!"
The old cripple said, "you go, she stays."
Without saying anything, Fang Xie turned and left. He picked up the big dog from the ground, patted the dust on the big dog and said with a smile: "we\'ll depend on each other in the future, but it\'s really not suitable to think about the lack of a woman around us. Think again... It can save a lot of wine money."
The big dog hesitated and said, "really let the small waist stay?"
Fang Xie smiled and helped the big dog forward: "did you say that Shen Qing fan is sister Xiao Yao\'s junior sister?"
"Yes"
"Shen Qing fan is a master of eight grades. Thirty little waist sisters can\'t beat her, can they?"
"Yes"
"So little waist sister is very unconvinced and uncomfortable. Because she is the first-class person in the world, isn\'t she?"
"Yes"
Fang Xie smiled and said reluctantly, "she has been with me for 15 years and has been working for me for 15 years. Now the opportunity comes, she has to do something for herself. Although Chenqing fan also protects me, I would rather see how Xiaoyao defeated Chenqing fan. It\'s cool to think about it..."
"Why am I upset?"
Said the big dog.
"That\'s because you don\'t have the consciousness like me. Let\'s go. It\'s not easy for me to pretend to be a charity force. Don\'t make me regret it. We still have a few months to go to Chang\'an. How can we do if we don\'t hurry up. Don\'t look back. Since we\'ve decided, we have to show some grace. Even if elder sister Yao calls us, we can\'t look back."
"All right?"
"OK!"
……
……
Mu Xiaoyao didn\'t shout at all because she followed up.
"What are you doing?"
Fang Xie looked at Mu Xiaoyao, who was carrying the package behind him, and said with a bitter forced face: "I feel so selfless that you can\'t help me carry forward my style? I\'m sorry for you. Do you know? If I have such a good opportunity, I\'m sure I won\'t go. Unfortunately... I\'m a practitioner. I\'m afraid I won\'t have this opportunity in my life... What are you doing!"
Fang Xie waved helplessly, and his feet began to pedal disorderly.
Mu Xiaoyao said nothing and strode forward with Fang Xie\'s belt.
"I can go myself!"
Fang explained.
Mu Xiaoyao took a few steps in silence and said: "I know you can go, but there may be dangers in the city. Although I can\'t perceive the old lame man or the woman, there are still two of the four masters I perceived before. I refused the old lame man, and he shouldn\'t help us any more. Your landlady doesn\'t know how to meddle any more, so we must get out of the city quickly. As long as we get out of the city, there are big dogs We can dump them in the morning. "
"Do you know what a good opportunity you missed? Don\'t you always want to surpass the sinking fan?"
Fang Xie said while struggling.
"I want to... Dream."
Mu Xiaoyao said as he walked: "When I entered the mountain gate at the age of six, I was regarded as the glory of my school by Shifu. Shifu said that I must be the one who will shine in the future. Shen qingfan also entered the mountain gate at the age of six, but three years later than me. When she entered the Mountain Gate, I was already in the third grade, and she had not yet enlightened. The second year she entered the mountain gate, I was in the fourth grade, and she was enlightened. The third year she entered the mountain gate, I was in the fifth grade, and she was in the fourth grade. She was 12 years old ... I ran away with you. I reached Wupin at the age of 15. There has been no progress since then. I still stopped at Wupin for 12 years. "
"She actually looked down on me from the beginning, because after she entered the mountain gate, Shifu told her everything she said to me, and then she became the glory of the mountain gate. For more than ten years, I have made no progress. She is already the strength of the eighth grade, but she is one step closer to becoming the peerless strength of the ninth grade. She practices later than me, but she is too far ahead of me. Shifu is right Compared with her, I\'m just an ordinary person. "
"Does your master know that you have the ability to perceive the strength of others?"
Fang Xie asked.
"I don\'t know. I didn\'t tell anyone at the mountain gate."
"So your master is a scum."
Fang Xie smiled and said, "even if there are few experts in the eight grades in the world, she is definitely not the only one, right? The old cripple just now is much more powerful than the sinking fan. And the boss\'s wife, the sinking fan may not be an opponent when fighting. But you are the only one in the world who can sense the strength of the enemy. Shouldn\'t you fart with such powerful skills?"
"What skill is this? Predict danger and run for your life?"
Mu Xiaoyao said in a hoarse voice, "in my opinion, it\'s far less powerful and useful than strength!"
The big dog interrupted: "I think it\'s a good skill. I\'m 20 years older than you and have practiced for 20 years more than you. I\'m not as strong as you? But 67 out of 10 people who practice with me are dead. I\'m not dead because I have a good nose and I can smell murderous gas, so I live well."
"You are twenty years older than her!"
Fang Xie was surprised and said, "I can\'t see it!"
The big dog\'s rare face turned red: "my face is tender..."
Fang Xie said strangely, "I always thought you were at least forty years older than her."
Big dog: "
Seeing Mu Xiaoyao laughing, Fang Xie immediately advised: "how many of our three big storms have come? Don\'t always think about unhappy things. Now we\'re going to Chang\'an to harm the emperor capital of the Sui Dynasty. When the gorgeous Xiaoyao sister enters Chang\'an City, I don\'t know how many Jiupin masters bow down under your pomegranate skirt and beg you to accept him as an apprentice!"
"Fart!"
I don\'t know when the old cripple suddenly appeared in front of them: "do you think Jiupin master is the aunt selling vegetables in the vegetable market? Just one person is Jiupin? The experts in Jiupin can count out the whole big Sui Dynasty! Let Jiupin master kneel down, and the emperor of the big Sui Dynasty doesn\'t dare to force!"
The old lame man gave a white look and looked at Mu Xiaoyao, and then became soft: "you think about it again. I\'m a very strict apprentice. Otherwise, why don\'t I have an apprentice at an old age? If you miss me, you\'ll regret it all your life. I\'ll ask you again, do you agree or not?"
Mu Xiaoyao looked at Fang Xie and said seriously, "where he goes, where I go. Where he is, where I am."
"Are you so determined? I\'ll advise you one last time, and I can tell you clearly. I\'m one of the few nine level masters in the world. Don\'t think that there are many nine level masters. Although the world is big, there are really few people who can cultivate nine level. Is it because I\'m too easy to appear, you don\'t believe me? Why don\'t I show you? I promise you Will be surprised! "
Mu Xiaoyao shook his head: "if you don\'t accept him, I won\'t tell you."
The old cripple asked angrily, "do you know what you have missed? Do you know that even the emperor of the great Sui Dynasty can\'t let a nine level master kneel? Do you know how many nine level masters there are in the whole world?"
Mu Xiaoyao lifted Fang Xie\'s belt again and walked forward without looking back.
With a plop, the old lame man knelt down with a cry and begged: "I beg you, will you? Just promise to be my apprentice? Can I kowtow to you? It\'s not easy to meet a good seedling. The bastard master before you can\'t see your potential. He looks down on people! Will you stay? If you... If you go again... If you go again, I\'ll hurt myself!"
Fan Gucheng\'s west gate was in a mess. Mu DA and screen two, who were originally very strong, didn\'t even have a chance to fart in front of the more powerful landlady. From the beginning to the end, the two six grade experts were like cloth dolls abused by children. One was stuffed into the city wall and the other was stripped into blood corpses.
It\'s not easy to put a living man into the hard wall. At least it\'s much harder than putting a round eggplant into the fart - eye. You know, just a few decades ago, 40000 troops of the Mongol Yuan Empire attacked, and hundreds of stone throwing vehicles bombed indiscriminately, but they did not collapse the wall of fangucheng. The landlady forcibly stuffed a person into the city wall. No matter who saw it, it was a feat that could not be copied.
Later, when Li Xiaozong sent for the body to be pulled out, the soldier who was responsible for doing this thing scolded the mother of a time, and finally shovelled the corpse in the wall with a shovel. Then I dug a pit and buried it, and sprinkled a bubble of Sao yellow urine on it.
Fang Xie knew that the old lame of red tea was an expert, but he never thought that the lame was very high, because he firmly believed that Mu Xiaoyao could perceive any expert. Since Mu Xiaoyao didn\'t say that the old lame was worth guarding against in the past three years, he was certainly not as strong as Mu Xiaoyao and big dog.
But tonight, he finally knows that what he believes in is sometimes ridiculous.
The world is so big that Fang Xie knows that he can\'t go to the end of his life. Fan Gucheng is too small. It is no more than three and a half miles long and no more than three miles wide.
But it is the small border town in the big world that hides so many abnormal experts. The most conservative estimate is that the landlady also has the strength of seven or even eight. Fang Xie really can\'t understand why the boss\'s wife has so much energy in her petite body. Killing two six products looks easier than killing two chickens.
And the old cripple, who has the demeanor of an expert in the world. Wearing a fur coat, there is always a wine hoist that looks like two heads connected to the waist. It contains the worst baijiu. When he sees him, he will feel that the red sleeve trick has been reduced by more than one grade because of what he has.
What should an expert outside the world be like?
Not all should be white. Even if they don\'t look popular, they should look pleasing to the eye. Hold a long sword like autumn water in your hand, shake a sword flower and say that the evil doer is not coming out soon! It\'s easy to subdue demons and demons, then step on the flying sword and say go, and you\'ll disappear without a trace.
Even those who are bold and uninhibited should at least have style. The old cripple always looks like he can be put down in a gust of wind. Except for his bones, there is only the tympanic membrane. Looking at that obscene and ugly face, it seems that he had attempted rape when he was young.
subversion
Completely subverted Fang Xie\'s outlook on life, values and love. Is this the legendary three views of destruction?
He stood up hard. Fang Xie really wanted to say a word to the old lame man. Didn\'t you find that I have strange bones and am the seedling of a peerless expert among thousands? But he was worried that an expert like the old cripple could blow himself out if he farted. It would be wrong if he looked like the two unlucky bastards inlaid into the city wall by the landlady.
In the big talk journey to the west, Monkey King broke up a group of demons with a fart. Fang Xie knows himself clearly. His ability now can\'t compare with those demons that were broken up by a fart.
"Are you with me or not!"
The old cripple was slightly angry, looked at Mu Xiaoyao and said seriously: "Although I\'ve been looking for an apprentice all my life to find you, it doesn\'t mean I have to be humble. Please. Although I\'ve been honest in the Jianghu these years, stamping my foot can scare many people to death. If you hesitate again, I\'ll leave immediately and I\'ll never see you. If I count to five and you don\'t promise, it\'s useless even if I kneel down and beg me later 。”
"One!"
"Promise, promise!"
Fang Xie ran over and said with a smile, "how can you refuse such a good thing? She\'s just scared silly. I\'ll tell you that she\'s lame... Grandpa, she\'s my follower. What I say is more effective than what she says. From now on, she\'s your apprentice. I\'ll decide."
"Can you decide?"
Asked the old cripple.
Fang Xie nodded and said, "natural energy."
"That\'s good!"
The old cripple said, "you go, she stays."
Without saying anything, Fang Xie turned and left. He picked up the big dog from the ground, patted the dust on the big dog and said with a smile: "we\'ll depend on each other in the future, but it\'s really not suitable to think about the lack of a woman around us. Think again... It can save a lot of wine money."
The big dog hesitated and said, "really let the small waist stay?"
Fang Xie smiled and helped the big dog forward: "did you say that Shen Qing fan is sister Xiao Yao\'s junior sister?"
"Yes"
"Shen Qing fan is a master of eight grades. Thirty little waist sisters can\'t beat her, can they?"
"Yes"
"So little waist sister is very unconvinced and uncomfortable. Because she is the first-class person in the world, isn\'t she?"
"Yes"
Fang Xie smiled and said reluctantly, "she has been with me for 15 years and has been working for me for 15 years. Now the opportunity comes, she has to do something for herself. Although Chenqing fan also protects me, I would rather see how Xiaoyao defeated Chenqing fan. It\'s cool to think about it..."
"Why am I upset?"
Said the big dog.
"That\'s because you don\'t have the consciousness like me. Let\'s go. It\'s not easy for me to pretend to be a charity force. Don\'t make me regret it. We still have a few months to go to Chang\'an. How can we do if we don\'t hurry up. Don\'t look back. Since we\'ve decided, we have to show some grace. Even if elder sister Yao calls us, we can\'t look back."
"All right?"
"OK!"
……
……
Mu Xiaoyao didn\'t shout at all because she followed up.
"What are you doing?"
Fang Xie looked at Mu Xiaoyao, who was carrying the package behind him, and said with a bitter forced face: "I feel so selfless that you can\'t help me carry forward my style? I\'m sorry for you. Do you know? If I have such a good opportunity, I\'m sure I won\'t go. Unfortunately... I\'m a practitioner. I\'m afraid I won\'t have this opportunity in my life... What are you doing!"
Fang Xie waved helplessly, and his feet began to pedal disorderly.
Mu Xiaoyao said nothing and strode forward with Fang Xie\'s belt.
"I can go myself!"
Fang explained.
Mu Xiaoyao took a few steps in silence and said: "I know you can go, but there may be dangers in the city. Although I can\'t perceive the old lame man or the woman, there are still two of the four masters I perceived before. I refused the old lame man, and he shouldn\'t help us any more. Your landlady doesn\'t know how to meddle any more, so we must get out of the city quickly. As long as we get out of the city, there are big dogs We can dump them in the morning. "
"Do you know what a good opportunity you missed? Don\'t you always want to surpass the sinking fan?"
Fang Xie said while struggling.
"I want to... Dream."
Mu Xiaoyao said as he walked: "When I entered the mountain gate at the age of six, I was regarded as the glory of my school by Shifu. Shifu said that I must be the one who will shine in the future. Shen qingfan also entered the mountain gate at the age of six, but three years later than me. When she entered the Mountain Gate, I was already in the third grade, and she had not yet enlightened. The second year she entered the mountain gate, I was in the fourth grade, and she was enlightened. The third year she entered the mountain gate, I was in the fifth grade, and she was in the fourth grade. She was 12 years old ... I ran away with you. I reached Wupin at the age of 15. There has been no progress since then. I still stopped at Wupin for 12 years. "
"She actually looked down on me from the beginning, because after she entered the mountain gate, Shifu told her everything she said to me, and then she became the glory of the mountain gate. For more than ten years, I have made no progress. She is already the strength of the eighth grade, but she is one step closer to becoming the peerless strength of the ninth grade. She practices later than me, but she is too far ahead of me. Shifu is right Compared with her, I\'m just an ordinary person. "
"Does your master know that you have the ability to perceive the strength of others?"
Fang Xie asked.
"I don\'t know. I didn\'t tell anyone at the mountain gate."
"So your master is a scum."
Fang Xie smiled and said, "even if there are few experts in the eight grades in the world, she is definitely not the only one, right? The old cripple just now is much more powerful than the sinking fan. And the boss\'s wife, the sinking fan may not be an opponent when fighting. But you are the only one in the world who can sense the strength of the enemy. Shouldn\'t you fart with such powerful skills?"
"What skill is this? Predict danger and run for your life?"
Mu Xiaoyao said in a hoarse voice, "in my opinion, it\'s far less powerful and useful than strength!"
The big dog interrupted: "I think it\'s a good skill. I\'m 20 years older than you and have practiced for 20 years more than you. I\'m not as strong as you? But 67 out of 10 people who practice with me are dead. I\'m not dead because I have a good nose and I can smell murderous gas, so I live well."
"You are twenty years older than her!"
Fang Xie was surprised and said, "I can\'t see it!"
The big dog\'s rare face turned red: "my face is tender..."
Fang Xie said strangely, "I always thought you were at least forty years older than her."
Big dog: "
Seeing Mu Xiaoyao laughing, Fang Xie immediately advised: "how many of our three big storms have come? Don\'t always think about unhappy things. Now we\'re going to Chang\'an to harm the emperor capital of the Sui Dynasty. When the gorgeous Xiaoyao sister enters Chang\'an City, I don\'t know how many Jiupin masters bow down under your pomegranate skirt and beg you to accept him as an apprentice!"
"Fart!"
I don\'t know when the old cripple suddenly appeared in front of them: "do you think Jiupin master is the aunt selling vegetables in the vegetable market? Just one person is Jiupin? The experts in Jiupin can count out the whole big Sui Dynasty! Let Jiupin master kneel down, and the emperor of the big Sui Dynasty doesn\'t dare to force!"
The old lame man gave a white look and looked at Mu Xiaoyao, and then became soft: "you think about it again. I\'m a very strict apprentice. Otherwise, why don\'t I have an apprentice at an old age? If you miss me, you\'ll regret it all your life. I\'ll ask you again, do you agree or not?"
Mu Xiaoyao looked at Fang Xie and said seriously, "where he goes, where I go. Where he is, where I am."
"Are you so determined? I\'ll advise you one last time, and I can tell you clearly. I\'m one of the few nine level masters in the world. Don\'t think that there are many nine level masters. Although the world is big, there are really few people who can cultivate nine level. Is it because I\'m too easy to appear, you don\'t believe me? Why don\'t I show you? I promise you Will be surprised! "
Mu Xiaoyao shook his head: "if you don\'t accept him, I won\'t tell you."
The old cripple asked angrily, "do you know what you have missed? Do you know that even the emperor of the great Sui Dynasty can\'t let a nine level master kneel? Do you know how many nine level masters there are in the whole world?"
Mu Xiaoyao lifted Fang Xie\'s belt again and walked forward without looking back.
With a plop, the old lame man knelt down with a cry and begged: "I beg you, will you? Just promise to be my apprentice? Can I kowtow to you? It\'s not easy to meet a good seedling. The bastard master before you can\'t see your potential. He looks down on people! Will you stay? If you... If you go again... If you go again, I\'ll hurt myself!"